POTUS : "The toilet paper roll, the cardboard tube. Made from recycled paper... that is the vector people. The virus replicates during the recycling process. The only way to stop it is to stop recycling... anything paper. Here's the science. From Brussels. Here's the link." (links to thedonald.win)
That is the shit post we can only hope to read on Twitter.
I want the announcement to be "The FDA has determined that toilet paper is a carrier of the Coronavirus."
Watch the hoarders completely freak out lol
POTUS : "The toilet paper roll, the cardboard tube. Made from recycled paper... that is the vector people. The virus replicates during the recycling process. The only way to stop it is to stop recycling... anything paper. Here's the science. From Brussels. Here's the link." (links to thedonald.win)
That is the shit post we can only hope to read on Twitter.