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207255257 208 points ago +209 / -1

And he'll probably endorse Biden

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WassermanSchultz 85 points ago +86 / -1

The fee is one additional house.

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DblFistinPiston 56 points ago +56 / -0

Rush Limbaugh thinks it will be a private jet, whether a time share or straight up buying it for him.

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CyKn 26 points ago +26 / -0

Last time it was a house and not indicting his wife for fraud or whatever the exact charges were.

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BeMyFren 18 points ago +18 / -0

Oh you mean when she scammed a bank for a loan that sank the college she ran where she paid their daughter $500k/yr.?

I won't tell anyone for a free house.

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ZacPetkanas 20 points ago +20 / -0

Winter dacha. You know, like a lot of Vermonters have.

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Titan93 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's not a house it's a "living space"

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Stegosaurus_Soup 7 points ago +8 / -1

because he's a weak, cuck, fake revolutionary whos favorite sexual position is holding his phone in panorama mode recording his wife's boyfriend as he rails her!

CHANGEMYMIND

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sn01no 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie Probably did that, CNN edited all of those parts out.

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MAGAFAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

DO MY BIDDING

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uzi5v2 65 points ago +66 / -1

Of course he will because he’s weak and has no morals.

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IncredibleMrE1 23 points ago +23 / -0

How else would he get the DNC to give him another summer camp?

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trumpORbust 21 points ago +21 / -0

... And he never wanted the job, any job

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buco 44 points ago +44 / -0

Then his Bernholes will burn down Milwaukee..

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Razeontherock 22 points ago +23 / -1

Good luck with that. There's "a few" locals that won't take kindly to outsiders invading their turf, and Burnouts are no match for the black people of brewtown.

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Razeontherock 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'd almost line up to participate in that one.

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ColoradoTrumper45 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've got a camera and a reckless view of personal safety... need a volunteer camera man?

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behemoth887 9 points ago +9 / -0

the few bernouts who are actually serious and not just talking will show up and get totally thrashed by the riot police just like in 2016

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Wehavelawsforareason 3 points ago +3 / -0

That’s of course only if they don’t get blown away by a light gust of wind first

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sn01no 4 points ago +4 / -0

They're going to cancel the convention citing Chinese Virus concerns....

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MaxineWaters4Prez 16 points ago +16 / -0

That's the terms and conditions to his brand new winter house on the mountain.

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CactusPete 11 points ago +11 / -0

Look, a man needs a certain number of lake houses. And that number goes up every election.

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learntocode 4 points ago +4 / -0

N + 1

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WalkFastGoHome 103 points ago +104 / -1

No refunds, Bernouts! Enjoy knowing your donations went to line the pockets of a millionaire.

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fickelbra 23 points ago +23 / -0

But but but, the reason they don't have money is because society is against them! Nothing to do with throwing their money away, promise!

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NET123 16 points ago +16 / -0

Man because I spent my whole paycheck on weed doesn't mean I throw money away!!

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mikeroolz 20 points ago +20 / -0

🌶️🔥

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GoodGuyNixon 5 points ago +5 / -0

B-but I maxed out my student loan for Bernie!

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ProfessorRomendev 2 points ago +2 / -0

*their parents donation

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grenades_and_ham 102 points ago +102 / -0

No refunds!

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IncredibleMrE1 30 points ago +30 / -0

Pretty sure half the internet activity in the country right now is Jane scrolling furiously through Zillow.

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JudicialDredd 68 points ago +68 / -0

Bernie was just a grifter, playing the role of a communist revolutionary, dressed as a politician.

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ProphetOfKek 30 points ago +31 / -1

I think he might believe his own BS to a point, but like any good communist leader, he is more equal than others.

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americathegr888 12 points ago +12 / -0

He believes he's Gawd's Chosuhn

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ProphetOfKek 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chosen to be made an example of!!! 😂😂😂

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IntrepidBurger 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's easy to believe any insane idea when you have no principles

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Canadian-Bacon 4 points ago +4 / -0

He'd be the communist leader that gets replaced by the communist leader.

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GoodGuyNixon 2 points ago +2 / -0

He’s just a dude playing a dude as another dude

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840726 23 points ago +23 / -0

It's a "summah camp," you fascist!

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jaubrey 1 point ago +1 / -0

Semi-off topic, but unless your renting them out, why would you need more than 1 house, let alone 3??

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Two_Scoops__ 49 points ago +49 / -0

No stay in and fight Bernie!! We're all counting on you!!

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Keln 20 points ago +20 / -0

I mean, considering the likelihood of a Biden implosion, it's not a bad idea to stay in it all the way. He'll never win enough delegates, but if Biden has to be shuffled out of the race, Bernie will be the last man standing.

Which will make it even funnier when the DNC still shoves him aside and selects a new nominee.

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

They’ll be hiding Biden until the convention so that he can’t implode. His handlers are going to have far more control than they had for Hillary, and they had a lot of control over Hillary.

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Canadian-Bacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hide'n Biden.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 14 points ago +14 / -0

I'll settle for Bernie's communist revolution being strangled in the crib, but I think it would be good for the country in the longterm to have Trump crush Bernie in a general election. It's the fight we need to have in order to put leftism in its place: in a landfill on top of the millions of corpses it's created. The salt over Biden becoming the nominee will be magnificent, but can you imagine it if Trump slaughtered Bernie in November? It would be the UK general election all over again, but with more freedom, guns, and hotdogs!

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ProfessorRomendev 2 points ago +3 / -1

The problem with that is communists don’t learn their lesson. Bernie being the nominee just puts communism in the mainstream, and even if he is CRUSHED, all his supporters will claim the fault lies with the voters, not their ideology, and they’ll never give up.

Basically, I really hope the establishment wins the civil war in the Democratic party.

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ColoradoTrumper45 2 points ago +2 / -0

Such a wasted opportunity. Bernie at the top of their ticket would have provoked the implosion of leftism within the Democrat party in the USA, and likely seen a broader discrediting of leftism globally as well.

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Displayer 10 points ago +10 / -0

this is how the sanders supporters are spamming their sub and r politics today. Some others are alrdy calling it they wont vote for biden lol.
I think the most sad part is that a few days ago Bernie Sanders "himself" (his reddit official account) posted in that sub "once again asking for your financial support", but it was such a low effort copy pasted sentence that it barely got any attention or upvotes lol. The few astroturf accounts who always commented "i will donate $20 for every $10 you donate " blah blah barely got any upvotes this time. The supporters got scammed again. All their money will go to Joe Bidens campaign lmao. Just like it did with Clinton in 2016. Bernie bro tear fest tonight or this week tops when Sanders asks the broskis to vote for Biden lmao!
The exact same scenario of 2016, which led to many Bernie bros to wake up and become Trump supporters. I am sure it will be the same again in that Bernie bros realize as they grow a little older that they were scammed by Bernie a self proclaimed socialist who is a millionaire with 3 houses and was selling them a "pipe dream" of "free everything" and pardon "all debt". All ridiculous statements which are why Sanders has never been taken seriously in America.

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learntocode 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need the chaos and confusion at the convention. Similar to Iowa, Ohio, and the entire state of california. It keeps the Democrats on brand: disorder, disease, corruption, degeneracy with incompetence on top.

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xBigCoffinHunter 37 points ago +37 / -0

“How Bernie Sanders is going to come from behind and win the Democratic nomination”

This is a real stickied post on Bernie’s sub. He has a dedicated following. I’ll give him that.

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Captnyestrday 17 points ago +17 / -0

The more crazy the better. Let them stretch it out and fracture the pedorat party.

(Not like the Bernie bros had hugely representative numbers anyway. They talk big and are violent as any fascist but have REAL problems getting to the voting booth)

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Displayer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yea I noticed this shit too. It is a complete scam. It is also such a low effort scam that it hurts for me to see it working on delusional bernie kids.
"I am once again asking for your financial support" < inb4 this shit gets posted again twice by Bernie Sanders official reddit account (which if you check the post history is basically just that, him posting the same sentence again, no comments, and only asking for money).
In any case, I am laughing my arse off today reading reddit salty bernie bros crying about "low information voters" and saying they wont vote for biden and giving the win to trump lol while the usual r/ politics deluded kids and paid accounts try to convince them to vote blue no matter who , only to get very emotionally charged responses from the bernie bros teelling them "no fuck off wont vote for corrupt biden! Will vote for bernie even if he stops running"
Proper hilarious shit. the only doubt in my mind at the monent is if the_meltdown version 2 will be better than the 2016 meltdown when trump wins lol.

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BillyRueben 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol, gonna troll them all and suggest everyone donate their $1k stimulus to Bernie

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Displayer 2 points ago +2 / -0

hehe you joke but that is literally what a bunch of people are doing to troll bernie bros right now. Literally browse a few of the "stay in the race bernie!!! Donate to.." and there are so many comments saying stuff like that. I saw a bernie bro claiming he took a loan and donated it to the sanders campaign in the hope he would cancel all debt as he promised lmao. Probably a troll but still , with bernie bros you never know xd.
The "match me" and "i will match every donation" comments are also all over. Some are from 8 hours long accounts. In fact one of the top voted posts in the sanders4president sub right now is just an image of Bernie and says "I'm voting for Bernie whether he gets the nomination or not.. at this point it's a matter of principle" . The reddit account is literaly a few hours old, and has 3 comments, all saying How 4 more years of trump are better than 8 years of Biden.
Man i am laughing so hard watching this shit unfold. The moderators cant even notice an obvious sockpuppet account trolling them? Literally another 3 days old account is also posting and "encouraging" Bernie to run 3rd party and asking ppl to donate and match donations.
That whole sub is a scam from Bernie Sanders to get more money for himself and donate the rest to Biden when he endorses him later this week. And there is also a mix of legitimate funny troll accounts pretending to be russian bots, also legit bots accounts, ofc the very sensitive bernie bros, the sanders staffers and paid shill moderators (bought accounts posting only sanders content only during election cycle), and ofc the dnc and shareblue bashing sanders and asking their supporters to use their head and vote for biden because the "supreme court is more important".
That sub today is melting down today.

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kshoggi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Which one there's like 7 of them

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mikeroolz 28 points ago +28 / -0

The DNC finally was able to do something under budget and ahead of schedule.

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FergieJR 24 points ago +24 / -0

Stir that pot!

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yourethemannowdog 21 points ago +21 / -0

He can still win! lmao

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friendshateme 9 points ago +9 / -0

they're literally still saying this 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/fkhzc5/how_bernie_sanders_is_going_to_come_from_behind/

Bernie Can Definitely Still Win

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yourethemannowdog 6 points ago +6 / -0

So predictable. I can't blame Bernie for abusing them.

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White 3 points ago +3 / -0

We had Ron Paul they have Bernie

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17RicaAmerusa76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ron Paul didn't abuse us like this.

MONEY BOMB!

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IntrepidBurger 4 points ago +4 / -0

What a bunch of rubes.

Helps when they validate every stereotype about them

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AT_Finn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doesn't everyone own 5 houses?

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only in Vermont.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

They’re log cabin ski lodges made from maple trees, right?

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Meatbank84 2 points ago +2 / -0

Insert the crying face meme

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keepwinning 14 points ago +14 / -0

CNN: Trump Politicizes the Democratic Primary During a World-Wide Pandemic. Here's 7 Ways That is Racist. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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MI_MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sow dissent among your enemies to divide and conquer. And to think some people still say Trump doesn't know what he is doing.. blind fools.

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residue69 8 points ago +8 / -0

“If your opponent is of choleric temper, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant.”

― Sun Tzu, The Art of War

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Greatest student of Sun Tzu in our lifetime.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

3D chess

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myvoicecountsonce 13 points ago +13 / -0

Ouch

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Proud_American 12 points ago +14 / -2

This tweet is awesome because of what it doesn’t say. It reassuring to see my President standing up for the American people with a sense of normalcy.

ALL MAGA, ALL THE TIME!

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NoStumpyTrumpy 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is great, I'd avoid use of the term mainstream media though. Dems seem to like "reputable" or the like when describing their propaganda.

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Cesare_Borgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is devious. And spectacular. Thanks!

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

NeverBernie

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TRUMP_WILL_PUNISH 0 points ago +1 / -1

Do we really need "ROLLIB" to win? ROLCON never worked for them, and they are actually good at lies. This is just a way to make them hate right wingers in general.

I mean do what you want, but I won't be doing that.

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terrapin1234 9 points ago +9 / -0

AMERICA WILL NEVER BE A SOCIALIST COUNTRY

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 9 points ago +9 / -0

BERNIE CAN STILL WIN! I STOLE A DOLLAR FROM MY WIFE'S BOYFRIEND'S WALLET WHILE HE WAS FUCKING HER! MATCH ME!

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Womp_womp 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK

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Telcontar2012 7 points ago +7 / -0

They spent all this time throwing their money at a miserable old grifter, only to wind up with Obamas simpleton sidekick. Nice.

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Paradyme 7 points ago +7 / -0

Just had a liberal friend of mine state he won't be supporting or voting for Biden. No refunds, indeed.

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rightwingthunder 6 points ago +6 / -0

true KAG

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ChaplainTappman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Top post over on /s4p

BERNIE CAN STILL PULL THIS OFF

They just can't read the writing on the wall: Fuck Socialism

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namaste_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

quick, lets donate $28 comrade.

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BoughtByBloomberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Biggest question facing Democrats: How do I justify voting for a man with dementia?

Biggest question facing Republicans: Which slogan is better. MAGA or KAG?

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xzibit_b 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make America Greater Ahead

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dementia > Heart Disease

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bad_doughnut 5 points ago +5 / -0

From the politics sub

https://imgur.com/a/99SSGQE

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Displayer 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahaha

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I love this man anymore I may have to leave my husband for him!! Just kidding (I think.)

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vegix 4 points ago +4 / -0

sanders will again endorse the dnc candidate after they rigged it against him. why? because he's a cuck.

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McFatty7 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Thanks for acting as our fundraiser ...again." - DNC

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Bob383 4 points ago +4 / -0

Unfortunately the election rigging wasn’t as blatant as last time. Bernie didn’t have as much momentum as before. He lost a lot of supporters when he endorsed Hillary. That, and trump ended the TPP and renegotiated NAFTA and brought back jobs

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unicornpoop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Bernie had no intention of winning this time, or last time. He’s part of the establishment and is just collecting more millions for his retirement. He’s not even a real commie revolutionary. What a fraud.

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MAG_n_KAG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Any Berner still on board with Bernie and the DNC after this is CUBAR(Cucked Up Beyond All Repair). The DNC openly and brazenly stole the nomination from Bernie twice. Bernie happily took it up the ass last time, and 99% certain he will this time. How can anyone support such weakness?

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patriot51 3 points ago +3 / -0

So when the dems push Biden down a flight of stairs who do you think they will bring out to take his place?

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friendshateme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Berniebro lurkers - learn your lesson now? 2016 was just practice.

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Choppermagic 3 points ago +3 / -0

FAT ahead of schedule!

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Salt-N-Pepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look, fat...

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Rotting_John_McCain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Speaking truth.

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namaste_trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Its like uncle Bernie died and are hiding his body so the weekend party can go on!!!

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

They can make everybody happy. Bernie concedes, gets gender reassignment surgery. Biden picks Bernice as his first female VP like he promised. Biden/Bernie lose BIGLY to AMERICA's TEAM. Recovery and repairs begin, America is once again safe.

Also, Bernie keeps using Bernie cuz it's cute and trendy plus alot of signs and bumper stickers already printed can be modded. Cheap fucker...

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Womp_womp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which will it be this time?

A house may be too obvious. I am thinking a Nice boat, or maybe they just won't investigate his wife again.

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NocturnalPatrol 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did the DNC screw over Bernie, using underhanded techniques, or did the Democrat voting base simply reject him this time?

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Canadian-Bacon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie as President:

Bernie: "China, I demand that you-"

Winnie: "No, you do what we say!"

Bernie: "Ooookay."

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Magentapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

All according to plan.

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TheUnsuicidables 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine having such insane policy ideas that make no sense and being so unpopular with such a large portion of the country, you actually lose to someone who has dementia and can't even talk about his ideas.

(Also during an outbreak that makes your opponents supporters more at risk.)

Bernie bros just don't get it. 2016 I feel was mainly because he sounded similar to Trump on some subjects (not anymore) and more importantly was running against Hellary. America doesn't want him.

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whocaresguy420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can someone post about this on the sanders sub?

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speedychef 2 points ago +2 / -0

How can Bernie still win?