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OutlawPurpleHairDye 49 points ago +49 / -0

Keep calling it the Chinese virus. The media loves altering the language, so don't let them "undocument" this virus.

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Keln 29 points ago +29 / -0

I still prefer Kung Flu.

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Sumarongi 22 points ago +22 / -0

WUHAN CHINA CHINESE CORONAVIRUS FROM CHINA

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TinyOxKing 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think you need 2 more Chinas in there. Just to be safe.

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ScottyGunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wuhan Assault Virus

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mugatucrazypills 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chinese Virus causes the Kung Flu

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I haven't seen that movie in a long time. Talk about laugh out loud funny.

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WOLOLOOO_v2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some alternative names courtesy of the internet:

Commie Cough.
Kung Pao Sicken.
Wuflu.

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Kek_Johnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Winnie the flu.

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KnobGoblin 1 point ago +1 / -0

WuFlu

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Egg flu young.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

China Cough.
Flu Manchu.
Flu Mein.
Plauge Fried Rice.

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CykaSoaker76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Winnie the Flu!

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kjj9 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even better - while President Trump referred to it as Chinese a few times before, ever since China's foreign ministry started spinning the "US Military" conspiracy theory, he's been brutal about calling it Chinese Virus.

And the media still hasn't figured out that every time they complain about him saying "Chinese Virus", they repeat "Chinese Virus" another dozen times. If they'd just let it go, people would forget that Chinese Virus came from China, but since they keep repeating it, the Chinese origins of Chinese Virus is going to be permanently burned into the EPROMs of nearly all 10,000 of the NPCs that watch them.

Heck, in a few years, we'll even forget abolut it. But the people who heard the media say Chinese Virus five hundred times are never going to forget that Chinese Virus was Made in China.

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fickelbra 3 points ago +3 / -0

....China.

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MythArcana 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why you don't globalism, kids.

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Its-JEB_please-clap 6 points ago +6 / -0

-And here we see Trump's white blood cells in action, which explains why he didn't catch the Chinese Virus.

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Thenew23rd 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well done! πŸ‘πŸ‘

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kjj9 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not chinese-ie enough. The virus should be red with communist stars. Or maybe the shirtless guy could be wearing a Xinnie the Poo nametag.

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Yuri_Gagarin 2 points ago +2 / -0

The WU Flu.

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Chrismarshall 2 points ago +2 / -0

DANK N’ SPICY. Meme’s fuel my soul like adrenochrome baby blood fuels Hillary Clinton

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IncredibleMrE1 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bravo. This one is really good. πŸ‘

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SemperFree 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wu Flu Apocalypse!

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DeeDay 1 point ago +1 / -0

You know Trump laughs his ass off when he see's these!!!

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123breadman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wu flu, kung flu, China flu, waaaay better names than COVID and coronavirus

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