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coyote_777 48 points ago +48 / -0

No refunds

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4cdarth 23 points ago +23 / -0

But he does get a new house

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bakerlevi 13 points ago +13 / -0

One of his campaign commie goons said on hidden camera (Project Veritas) that if Bernie doesn't win, "Milwaukee will burn".

But dildos and soy milk aren't very good for starting fires.

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tdwinner2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joke's on them if the convention is canceled. Biden has every incentive to have it canceled: so he doesn't have to be on TV even one more fucking minute.

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bakerlevi 9 points ago +9 / -0

Why not both?

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Brulz_Lulz 5 points ago +5 / -0

More money for his wife's media buys.

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 24 points ago +24 / -0

Suspending...
Fake news.
He put it into quarantine.
Heard he could get a $1000 out of it.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, you scratched my anchor!

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IncredibleMrE1 11 points ago +11 / -0

LET THE TENDIES HIT THE FLOOR

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DragonEnergyBunny 10 points ago +10 / -0

"I am once again asking for you to bend over and take it suckers!"

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Dialectic 8 points ago +9 / -1

The ree heard around the world

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Trumper007 6 points ago +7 / -1

FAKE NEWS HIS CAMPAIGN HAS DENIED

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BBWasHere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wonder where his 4th house will be

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Paradyme 5 points ago +5 / -0

Apparently, it's fake news. But we all know it's inevitable.

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BBWasHere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where will his 4th house be? Hopefully in Cuba so he can enjoy all the socialism he wants.

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CalorieCapOfficial1 3 points ago +3 / -0

"I'm voting bernie anyway!"

-r/sandersforpresident

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cook_does 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha, His next meeting is with his realtor about a new beach front property.

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh nooo. That sucks...

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astro_eng 3 points ago +4 / -1

He has the Ebola! Confirm on the website or the youtube!

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Muttsbitetoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Womp Womp fuck your gulags

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AnchorFrog01 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh shit. How long til s4p shut down? Muh free insulins, one oceans, young people. I dont even think I can suck on a tendie right now.

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FuckU/Spez 3 points ago +3 / -0

NO REFUNDS!!!!

"1 minute ago (SandersForPresident) Like everyone here I was devastated that Bernie suspended his campaign. I have donated over $2000 since the beginning of his run so my question is when will be getting a refund? Will they be mailing us a check to the address we used on his site or will it be directly reversed on our credit cards?

My second question is how long will it take? I used part of my student loans to donate and will be needing the money to finish out my semester in school.

Thanks! #NotMeUs"

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UndercoverSpez 2 points ago +2 / -0

That has to be a troll

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de9ebkmd7 2 points ago +2 / -0

No no, they really are that retarded.

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NSFW_PORN_ONLY 2 points ago +3 / -1

Suspending? What does it even mean?

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xBigCoffinHunter 7 points ago +7 / -0

It Means he can technically still ask for your help,

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NormaJeanRocks 2 points ago +2 / -0

Might be fake news though...waiting to see

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chinita_atx 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where do you think he'll buy a new house? FL?

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coyotl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Reddit is going to fucking melt.

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ServerTowerofBabel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where da wild riots at?

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Barbieblonde 2 points ago +2 / -0

What do you want to bet Bernie got out (of stocks) before the market crashed?

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AbrahamLincoln 2 points ago +2 / -0

Did he turn over all the cash to JoePedo yet?

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tdwinner2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fourth house achieved. Probably.

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Art-Vandelay41 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Doppler Radar is calling for a massive saltnado over r/politics.

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Rpxtoreador 2 points ago +2 / -0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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AndyCuomoIsAMobster 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bernie is "assessing" his presidential nomination bid. AKA: squeezing every last penny of donations from his blind and rabid fanbase.

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Wheredidiputit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Say it with me pedes:

NO REFUNDS

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Logan051361 2 points ago +2 / -0

AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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REE_WUZ_KINGz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Professional losers gonna lose

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Dimedog 2 points ago +2 / -0

RIP Milwaukee

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no...That sucks. All right we'll see if we can Bernie back in 2024. kek

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GeoG85 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why doesn't Bernie team up with Trump to promote Voter I.D.? That'd be an awesome election to see. It'd probably be like 35% Bernie, 55% Trump, but still, a better rival than anyone else the DemoRats try to promote.

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BaconIsNotHaram 2 points ago +2 / -0

shocked Capt Kirk face

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MAGA_MAN_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

One month from now: Breaking news, Bernie has purchased a 4th home