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posted ago by Trumptastic88 +41 / -0

My wife and I sold our wedding and engagement rings to buy guns and gun training courses. We won't let them take our ethnic neighbors some day. We all need to train ourselves to protect our democracy before it's too late. It sucks that I wake up crying every day now because this is our world. I wasn't meant to be a soldier, I WAS A CHEESEMAKER. I made fucking cheese! But now I'm a soldier thrown into some Hitler remake god it's awful.

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Trumptastic88 [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Also I've been looking for Chicken Tendies everywhere but all the stores have sold out. Anyone know where I can get some? My idiot daughter knocked our last batch out of my wife's hands when she got upset over something.

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Mad_Hattie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Op is hilarious.

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Trumptastic88 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

My wife's boyfriend thinks so too

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Trumptastic88 [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Listen Fat. Dont be a dog faced pony soldier and let me have my AR14. My only wish is that gay married couples can defend their pot farms with fully semi automatic ar14's. Bigot.

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Beer-_-Belly 2 points ago +2 / -0

100 round clip incoming

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Trumptastic88 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Gonna load it up with my leg hairs that turn blonde in the sun

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Don-O-Mite 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahh the classic cheesemaker. Havent seen this one in a while

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Trumptastic88 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

It ages like a fine cheese. The older it gets the more delectable It becomes.

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Alfapike 3 points ago +3 / -0

At first glance I thought....hmph...sounds fishy

Then I read about the wedding rings and i thought....this sounds familiar

Then the cheese maker thing....ahhh.. yes....the cheese maker

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Trumptastic88 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Easily one of the best things to come from leftists is the incredibly tasty salt they spew when they consistently lose. Timeless copypastas like this are the greatest things they contribute to this world.

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WinstonSmith1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kek. I've always wondered why people who claim to be "liberal" have such visceral fear and hatred of the tools of liberty.

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Trumptastic88 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your words are violence and I want you to stop attacking me. Boom boom sticks are loud and scary

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WinstonSmith1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

:)

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IcculusBased9 3 points ago +3 / -0

You just made my day.

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just imagine how badass Dirty Harry would've been with a Desert Eagle