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lifeisahologram 104 points ago +105 / -1

Oh man would love if the website was called thechinesevirus.gov

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Mother_of_gains 29 points ago +30 / -1

Please God make this happen

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ChippingToe 15 points ago +15 / -0

Not really related but i bought https://berniecanstill.win/ the other day while I was high as fuck. If anybody can think of something interesting to put up there let me know!

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ailurus 8 points ago +8 / -0

Two perpetually looping graphics, one showing the delegate count in the 2016 dem primary and one for this primary?

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HillarysBeaverMunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I just hope it was a high quality Indica, and you were happy with your decision.

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CrashXXL 3 points ago +3 / -0

Indica is for lazy liberals. Pedes smoke sativa!

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ChippingToe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I spent 6.94 USD total for the domain name and hosting so I don't regret it much yet

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Isolated_Patriot 2 points ago +3 / -1

Plain text, centered: "HAHAHAHA SUCK IT COMMIE!

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TheJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

I own KungFlu.xyz & Kung-Flu.xyz Let's have some fun!

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deadBeefCafe2014 2 points ago +2 / -0

But, you can get kungflu.clinic!

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 40 points ago +42 / -2

excuse me. to SLOW the spread.

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 10 points ago +10 / -0

lol. sorry.

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RealRedneck 9 points ago +9 / -0

That better than 5!

5! = 120

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Cantshadowbanthemall 3 points ago +3 / -0

but technically correct as 15 isn't 5

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +7 / -1

I know. So instead of getting sick today we can get sick in fifteen days!

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +6 / -1

There's actually value in that. SEE: flatten the curve.

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trumpORbust 8 points ago +11 / -3

I'm tired of hearing flatten the curve, feels like when someone makes a clip of all newscasters saying the same into sentence

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Barbs 0 points ago +3 / -3

Because it’s important people remember it. People still don’t understand how serious this is. Italy is to the point where 475 are dying in a day. Even younger people in their 30s and 40s.

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MichaelHall1 6 points ago +6 / -0

It helps Italy, because their hospitals are over capacity. Other countries' hospitals are under capacity now but will be at near capacity after the start of flu season even with no Wuhan flu. Are we not at risk of making the ICU shortage worse with this minimum 15 day delay?

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yes, will it slow things down but then speed things up again when people venture out again?

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9358h98wh4go 1 point ago +6 / -5

Yes, it will immediately surge again unless a vaccine is found before isolation ends.

So either we will be in isolation for 3-12 months and destroy the economy or tell the 70+ crowd to isolate themselves.

Right now it's skewing towards months of isolation.

Letting a small percentage of people already close to death die is clearly the better trade off compared to the amount of devestation caused by the mass isolations.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Months of isolation is ridiculous.

Waiting for a vaccine is ridiculous.

There is a very old drug that both prevents infection and cures those severely infected. Government needs to stabilize the price (it's gone from $20 to 1,000) and get a supply to every man woman and child in the US. Then get everybody back to work.

Stop the panic!

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MichaelHall1 1 point ago +2 / -1

Yes, I think this whole Flatten the Curve idea only will work if the 15 day quarantine traumatizes most of the population into maintaining self-isolation and other measures long term - or if the quarantine itself is maintained.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Slowing the spread of infection now is not just spinning our wheels. People recover from this, meaning they're no longer infected. So no, things don't "speed up again." We can actually beat this.

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cuckslasher 3 points ago +3 / -0

if only we didnt spent billions on illegals we might acually be able to build a few thousand more beds

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yeah, no kidding. I can't help but see it. It is Flatten the Curve everywhere and Abundance of Caution...

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ar86ar86 36 points ago +36 / -0

Should have been a 6 second infographic.

1st slide "Don't be a dirty dumbass."

2nd slide "Perform daily basic hygeine"

3rd slide "China is asshoe"

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SurfandTurf 18 points ago +18 / -0

4th slide: don’t eat live mice

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TxAg 10 points ago +10 / -0

6th slide: don't lick toilet seats, you won't get Corona, but you will take needed healthcare resources away from someone who has it."

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +2 / -1

Gargle this

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Munch on this.

It came from a real "wet market" if you know what I mean, and I think you do, hurr durr

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

kek

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HockeyMom4Trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

I know. Finally! I can’t stand when people crowd me. Stay away from me at all times anyway, disgusting people

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trumpORbust 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't go to China, so many people all packed in so close... I imagine like new York, but more. Never have / will go to New York

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HockeyMom4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

China is Asshoe😂

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SemperFree 21 points ago +22 / -1

15 days to end the deep state?

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PuckOff_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

not going to end it, but i'd settle for few good indictments.

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AnchorFrog01 16 points ago +17 / -1

Obviously he has every info out there available around the world, and he sees an endpoint. If everyone will just relax for fifteen days. The hysteria is so much worse than the kungflu.

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9358h98wh4go 2 points ago +6 / -4

It won't end after 15 days...this is just the beginning, assume months at a minimum unless a vaccine is found.

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Gramps80 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump's team seems like they're following the Imperial College report. Unless we develop a super-effective drug for symptom suppression in the meantime, we'll likely adopt the report's recommendation of isolating until a vaccine is available, with 2-3 week breaks from the lockdown throughout.

I hope I'm wrong and that this will be over sooner than that, but the available models we have are not looking too great for us. Another option, which Trump seems to be doing a bit w/ ventilator production, is ramping up the medical sector to be able to handle tons of active cases at once. Then the lockdowns can be much more spread out and last less time.

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deadBeefCafe2014 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too bad the tariffs weren’t enough to bring back a lot of critical supply production in time for this.

If globalism has to take a shot to the chest, I’m forever grateful for Trump at the helm during the crisis.

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maga_2020 -2 points ago +7 / -9

People need to take this seriously. Those who don’t are going to make it that much harder for everyone else.

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pray_for_kekistan 11 points ago +11 / -0

Saveable and Shareable Version to Spread Awareness of the President's Message:

https://streamable.com/hloqz

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StillplayenSometimes 10 points ago +11 / -1

It's a 15-day plan. 15 days! To get us back, on track. 15 points! It's a 15-day, 15-point, one point per day. We get to 15 points, we're back in business!

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Flagwaverforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

And yer all lying dog faced pony soliders!!

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Flagwaverforever 2 points ago +2 / -0

Uncle Sy on Duck Dynasty....on steroids.

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DeplorableLA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which day are we on now?

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

I believe this is day 3.

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DeplorableLA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you!

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_Cabal_ 2 points ago +3 / -1

Still plenty distance between us and T-1000 at least.

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DeplorableLA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thank you!

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Nimblenavigator1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I say this as a compliment, but thank goodness we have a germaphobe President rn

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DeplorableLA 7 points ago +7 / -0

Dear MODS: Can we have a quarantine countdown on the side? I don’t want to start my party too soon or miss out.

Stay well, everyone!

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NotaRussian_Bot 7 points ago +14 / -7

OP is a failure

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm really good at following POTUS' suggestions though. Just too excited to get this good graphic out because it's presented as urgent... it's a thing I do. Also: misspellings on memes that I then have to redo. Oh well.

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de9ebkmd7 16 points ago +17 / -1

Missed opportunity to claim your typos are deliberate to get more attention.

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myswedishfriend 4 points ago +4 / -0

66% success.

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JamesSunderland 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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BeauBidenBrainTumor 5 points ago +7 / -2

A reasonable video with well-informed medical advice is greeted with hate and derision by the "blue checks". I am not surprised. Whenever I browse Trump's twitter replies, I pray for civil war.

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Examiner717 3 points ago +3 / -0

Trump is the man

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Cant-Standja 3 points ago +4 / -1

Classy. Love this Very Stable Genius.

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hillaryforprison 1 point ago +1 / -0

There's 3 problems with the title, otherwise, it is not fake news.

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Indianapede 0 points ago +1 / -1

Anybody think they will start pulling back on this stuff after next friday?

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain -14 points ago +9 / -23

I think we're already basically fucked. This thing is gonna play out as it sees fit. All we can do is hang on for the ride.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain -10 points ago +3 / -13

Based on what has happened in other countries, and intuition. We aren't doing much different here. Why expect different results?

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HeavenlyTrumpets [S] 9 points ago +9 / -0

We actually are doing things different here, which is why people are angry. POTUS acted quickly with first steps and is acting quickly with these steps too, in comparison to where we are on the trajectory of spread.

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kek_saved_the_world 1 point ago +5 / -4

testing does nothing but a data point. When found with it you are sent home. the only thing will give democrats new talking points to spread panic. there are hundreds of thousands already infected we didn't test that 85% will not even know they have it or have very mild symptoms that will then become immune.

Chinese Wuhan Flu is upto 3-6 times more contagious than normal flu. It spreads like wild fire and will attack the lungs just like MERS and SARS the two that came before it. But Wuhan Flu can destroy lungs of weak folks including young people that are sick and have bad immune systems.

This is not the flu, it is the brother of MERS and SARS.. and is way more lethal than both.. BUT that said 85% are 100% fine.. so this is all about protecting our older and weaker folks and stopping the spread otherwise we could lose a Vietnam's worth of old people in months time..

Without a vaccine to stop the spread, the only other way is to separate people. this is why GEOTUS had to lead the country and do the right thing. to protect us..

Hospitals are fucked in liberal sanctuary cities. hold the fuck on, it is going to be a very wild ride for a while. extreme cases have followed a repeatable curve of 33% every so many days..

BUT this shit has been here since Dec, and already ran through a lot of the eastern seaboard.

Anthony the expert said this yesterday, he sent CDC officials out to hospitals to look at records the high number of flu like symptoms in Jan that did not test positive for flu were corona

Don't virus me bro

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was listening to KFI yesterday and they had some microbiologist on who studies pandemics. He said that usually in infections like this, the strain has mutated somewhat by the time it gets to around where we are at. The initial infection will spread like wildfire, but since most mutations are going to be nonviable, it means that the farther down the chain you are, the more likely the virus will end up being a little less contagious, a little less life-threatening.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

We don't really know that hundreds of thousands of people have been infected. This is the value of tests, but only if they work, of course.

Without them the death rate is reported as WAY too high.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 22 points ago +23 / -1

Hospital pede here. This is false. We have the equipment and supplies.

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Razeontherock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Thank you. Stop the panic!

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Cyer6 5 points ago +7 / -2

But the subject is that hysteria and panic are causing more problems than the actual virus itself. Saying this will probably get worse and we'll be in deep shit for the long haul incites or creates more of that hysteria. People are getting the point that this virus is real and needs to be stomped out. Panic and hysteria leads to hoarding and a complete disruption of a smooth running infrastructure and economy. We can't turn this thing into a Hollywood contagion movie like the MSM wants.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain -2 points ago +4 / -6

Shhh, you might confuse some people here. They can't think for themselves.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain -3 points ago +4 / -7

With you 100%

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Razeontherock 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shelves can be restocked. Quantities here are now limited.

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Razeontherock 6 points ago +11 / -5

No. Stop trying to spread panic. Brer_Raptor, what you're on about is not a thing.

I don't think we should have a rule about 'concern trolling' that's already covered in our final rule: don't be stupid.

You're being stupid.

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FinnishNationalist 2 points ago +5 / -3

Italy just reported over 470 deaths in one day...
They are basically in a full blown war.

There is reason to be seriously concerned.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course there's a reason to be seriously concerned.

There's one drug that's effective. It both prevents infection and cures even those seriously infected.

Price has gone up from $20/ bottle to $1000. Government should fix the price at $20 and get a supply to every man woman and child in the US. Send everybody back to work. Stop the panic.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

It is as if

A) people can't do math, and B) won't admit there is a threat to their world/worldview.

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HorribleDeplorable 7 points ago +8 / -1

First of all you're posting the same wall of text links over and over again, and if you read the first link in your wall of links you have already seen the other comments you are linking. Just chill out. Nobody here is going to solve the problem anyways.

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MakeLiberalsCryAgain -2 points ago +4 / -6

Meh, there's no use arguing with some people here. They are just fucking idiots. I have a feeling many of their posts won't age well. Come back and re-read them in a few weeks or a month.

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Barbs 1 point ago +3 / -2

There’s allegedly an army of Chinese trolls that are trying to interfere with quarantines and response efforts. They already DDoS’d the HHS too yesterday. It wouldn’t surprise me if a lot of these accounts aren’t just shills trying to frustrate our efforts.

After all, how many times have this many people taken a position in direct opposition to the President? It’s fucking mind-boggling.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 4 points ago +9 / -5

Kind of like the seasonal flu.

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FinnishNationalist -1 points ago +4 / -5

Seasonal flu doesn't kill over 470 people in ONE day in Italy.

This is nothing like a seasonal flu.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

This doesn't transfer to anywhere that isn't Italy.

Italy did everything wrong.

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EricCiaremella -15 points ago +9 / -24

So is Trump now part of the MSM panic mode overblowimg this nothingburger? /s

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fartglove 13 points ago +15 / -2

Yep - i think the left/dems figured he would just go all 'anti' on this and instead he is going with the flow and trying to catch some fish along the way. It would just be one giant uphill battle otherwise.

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lefty295 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like how he got that reporter to keep repeating "Kung flu" that had me laughing my ass off.

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catbertz 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, I've been following the conferences and other things, and they've rebuilt the whole pandemic response apparatus for future worst case scenarios. When that next DS/ Chinese bioweapon rolls out, we might be able to survive. 😷😁

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lefty295 11 points ago +11 / -0

There is no reliable source for China's death toll. The numbers come from the Chinese government. The same government that doesn't give reliable numbers for the causalities of Mao's famines or Tienamen Square.

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Barbs -1 points ago +2 / -3

Your worldwide numbers are what we’ll be seeing just in the USA if people like you are successful in frustrating the President’s efforts. Thankfully there’s still patriots willing to oppose you.

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RawJa777 2 points ago +3 / -1

Thank. You. I am livid at this bullshit. Our civil liberties and Constitutional rights are in the process of being fucking trampled as. we. speak.

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dotlanon -1 points ago +1 / -2

I can't say much to all your points, but I can confirm that at least some hospitals are short on PPE. I can't link you to anything but it's a fact. The act that Trump enacted today is very important for needed supplies.

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Razeontherock 5 points ago +6 / -1

Extrapolate the best numbers in existence onto US population and we wind up with les than 7,000 dead. That assumes we handle this no better than China. I think we'll handle this better than a LOT of places.

All we need to do is get a supply of chloroquine to every man woman and child in the US and get everybody back to work. Stop the panic.

Deficit spending is not the economic engine of this Country, it's GDP. Give it some gas and put it in gear.

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HillarysBeaverMunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I for one thank you for all this great info.