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minotaurbeach 58 points ago +58 / -0

I guess the idea of allowing illegal immigrants to come in and take all the hospital beds before the US citizens, kinda sounds stupid now.

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Basedkekistani2020 41 points ago +41 / -0

Especially the 400lb butterhuffer walking uteruses with a battalion of social workers per unit

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Wheredidiputit 23 points ago +23 / -0

400lb butterhuffer walking uteruses with a battalion of social workers per unit

Not gonna lie: This is the best comment I've seen all day. Have an updoot

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Chrismarshall 5 points ago +5 / -0

I concur

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Pomilui 10 points ago +10 / -0

I live in "sanctuary state" PA, and I approve the message and see only Latino men at Walmart. The uteruses are at home in their 2nd trimester for the 2nd time in the past 12 months.

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Omgwtfbbq 4 points ago +4 / -0

But they’re starving reeeeeeeeeeeeee

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MrSnappy 35 points ago +35 / -0

Bucks County...that’s amazing!!

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Ryoten 18 points ago +18 / -0

Tomorrow in the news:

Bucks County has committed suicide.

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BodyPartsAndParcel 9 points ago +9 / -0

The entire county conspired to detonate a large bomb above the epicenter.

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CynicalPear 35 points ago +35 / -0

Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin - the three most important states in this election. Trump just needs to win 1 of them. This is encouraging news

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 19 points ago +19 / -0

Nothing’s guaranteed but I’d say it’s pretty safe if everyone votes. Sauce for numbers below on Florida:

  • With 83% reporting, Biden has 1,075,089 votes, Sanders has 396,248, and Bloomberg (kek) has 146,421, for a total of 1,617,938. If we assume the same percentages hold, this means the Dems total have 1,949,000 primary votes.

  • With 77% reporting, Trump has 1,161,894 votes. Projected out, this is 1,508,953 votes total.

This may look like the Dems are winning (56-44), but there’s a very important detail they’re missing: Trump has no real opponents. People are voting for him because they like what he’s doing, not just because the other guy sucks. The Dems have had the most chaotic primary season probably in decades, with hardened fan bases on every side and people saying they’d burn down cities if their guy lost, and they can’t win by a huge margin in a swing state. This is how the Democrat Party dies. Enjoy the ride.

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Maga_Gator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Florida is also a closed primary state, so independents cannot participate in dem/rep elections

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Drekken- 5 points ago +6 / -1

It is a tough read because of this stupid virus, but Dem turnout was WAY higher than the GOP. Incumbents usually get less votes in primaries but the virus stifled the enthusiasm.

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Razeontherock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Cynical Pear., the situation is different. If DJT wins WI MI OH and PA, he likely wins with 277. Because this is easy territory to campaign in for many reasons, I hope his campaign prioritizes these 4 States. Of course we want him winning all 50.

The NRA made a great vid out of creepy Joe's run in with that Union worker in MI. That will help! Pretty much everything creepy Joe says seems to help us. The debates will be the most fun they've ever been. Better than highlights of Carol Burnett.

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kag-2020- 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wisconsin enables illegals to vote so I wouldn't consider them an option. It's no different from California now. They register you to vote when you get a license and they give licenses to illegal aliens.

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Examiner717 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oregon does this too. It's terrible. They give illegals licenses and automatically sign you up to vote when you get a license.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

I live in WI. Illegals cannot vote. We have voting locked down here.

Monitoring the vote COUNT? I haven't seen anybody even suggest that's covered, anywhere. This is our weakness.

Illegal voting in CA is entirely different than most of the Country, and certainly different than in WI. CA could implement methods that work.

Instead they're 55 electoral votes of our huge deficit right out of the gate.

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

kag-2020- you are woefully misinformed about WI.

Please revise your opinion to FACT:

our D governor has included in his budget proposal a measure to give licenses to illegals. This may well be patterned after CA bs. 5 days ago there was a big demonstration in favor of this. We have an all R state legislature. It's not a foregone conclusion that this attempt is defeated because it's in the budget and obviously every State budget is being strained even more than usual.

Currently to get a license you have to prove all sorts of stuff and an illegal won't be getting through.

Also, most of our polling places have extremely low volume and poll workers are extraordinarily thorough. Big cities are of course different.

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MI_MAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Doing everything I can to support him here in Michigan. The TDS is strong in some areas, but overall I'm liking our odds.

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humped2424 3 points ago +3 / -0

100%% I tell everyone this !! Those 3 states baby

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

Add OH! 4 States, all connected and easy to travel through. Great way to focus a campaign! Philly's a bitch to navigate, but ripe to win due to all the recent changes including Outlaw.

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Banick088 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wisconsin is a lock IMO

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Razeontherock 1 point ago +1 / -0

In what way are we here in WI a lock? WI is the definition of a purple State. DJT carried it in 2016, but by a very small margin. The D base is motivated, especially with their convention here. We're bounded on the west by little Somalia, the south by Chicago and the east by MI. All our cities are liberal strongholds, we have a D governor and produced Union buster Scott Walker and Paul Ryan. Our State legislature is R due to our rural areas.

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Lawless 16 points ago +16 / -0

Local media and Democratic Party officials had said that the district should have been an easy pickoff because of the political trend, a Democratic registered voter edge, and the perceived backlash in the Philadelphia suburbs against Trump.

But, in the end, the GOP appears to have held the seat and by a wide margin, though the results have not been certified.

Lmfao - wakey wakey

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UpTrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

not been certified

Uh oh, this is suddenly going to flip

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Jcholl9 8 points ago +8 / -0

Opps, sorry Hillary but out with the old and in with the NEW

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FuckReddit4545 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeeesss! Well done defeating the crazed leftists.

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Recken 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fantastic. I love good news about my state.

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MAGA-Forever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Way to go Pennsylvania! Let’s paint the Country Red!

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MissoulaWes1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

"why these wins spell the end for Trump"

-drooling tards at CNN

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Deploribus-unum 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wonder how much turnout took a hit due to coronavirus.

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SpaceForce 2 points ago +2 / -0

When I first read this, my eyes got drawn to "Hillary" then I started reading "wins three special..."

And I thought, what da fuuuuuck. She won 3 races??? lol. Then i reread it and realized what I read.

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StillplayenSometimes 2 points ago +2 / -0

That makes me happy.

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zer0fuksg1v3n 1 point ago +1 / -0

MAGA boner

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mintyfresh 0 points ago +2 / -2

They will never learn that perception ≠ reality.