Now all we need is a vaccine against the panic epidemic that's sure to erupt in response to the guaranteed huge increase in number of cases diagnosed over the past 24 hours.

I got a permanent ban on reddit's NBA sub for 2 words: Kung Flu.

I replied that to someone who said "Chinese virus". He got banned too.

I messaged the mod "go fuck yourself you commie scum I'd rather stay banned than deal with your feelings" because I'm racist now. Chinese government good, trump bad.

Use the tests to isolate hot spots so rest of country can get back to work before economic collapse that will kill more than the virus.

Why is it saying 56 states?