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Now that Greenland has coronavirus, the price has gone down. Perhaps Europe will sell it to us now since they're drowning in their universal medical debt (i.pinimg.com)
posted ago by DonaldoTrumpeto ago by DonaldoTrumpeto +2797 / -0
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– Aoikaze2000 19 points ago +19 / -0

.... so now we're basically screwed since Greenland has been infected, right?

I mean, that's how these pandemics work... if Greenland stays safe, humanity survives, right?

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– StumpSmasher 16 points ago +16 / -0

Madagascar might still manage to close their ports.

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– 1776-or-1984 12 points ago +12 / -0

Highly doubtful.

I played Plague Inc and Greenland was always a bitch to infect properly.

Needed all sorts of tack-on virality boosters just to get the cold fucker's sheep infected

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– LostViking1985 5 points ago +6 / -1

Beat me to it by MINUTES!

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– 1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol. I knew SOMEBODY was coming in fast with that reference!! Might have to play it again this weekend

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– LostViking1985 4 points ago +4 / -0

Aye, seems darkly relevant, hehe

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– CuzImAtWork 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same with Madagascar unless you went full water transmission. Do they have the Kung-Flu yet?

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– CaptainChrisPBacon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Uhhh..no. Black Plague Bubonic plague Tick-borne viruses lentivirus herpesviruses 2& 5 influenza h5n1 Spanish Flu And we are still here.

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