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Now that Greenland has coronavirus, the price has gone down. Perhaps Europe will sell it to us now since they're drowning in their universal medical debt (i.pinimg.com)
posted ago by DonaldoTrumpeto ago by DonaldoTrumpeto +2797 / -0
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– 1776-or-1984 20 points ago +21 / -1

This reminds me of how he waited and leveraged to buy Maralago way cheaper than the initial price lol

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– ProdigalPlaneswalker 3 points ago +3 / -0

Greenlanders are now American citizens.

They need to go through the naturalization process first. No line skipping!

Next announcement: "We are suspending all additional immigration applications until we finish processing our new applicants from Greenland."

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– CaptainChrisPBacon 17 points ago +18 / -1

Not even half price.

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– 23zulu 10 points ago +10 / -0

Don’t you be giving no tree fiddy!

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– Razeontherock 7 points ago +7 / -0

Tree fiddy and not a penny higher!

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– Rigel2112 10 points ago +10 / -0

Let me call in my expert on viral infected tundra.

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