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KilroyJCNJ 50 points ago +50 / -0

I am putting together some deck stairs, and one of the boards split when I was driving screws in.

Obviously it is Trump’s fault.

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Avenatti2020 21 points ago +21 / -0

My dog pooped in the bedroom this morning. One would think it could be that we gave him too much food, or that we didn’t get up early to let him out, or that he’s getting old. But that’d be wrong, clearly this is Drumpf’s fault.

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MAGAngelo 16 points ago +16 / -0

My dog shit in the living room too!!!

It’s now officially a Drumpf Pandemic

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Paul_Revere 6 points ago +6 / -0

You've noticed that, too? One of our cats injured his leg last week. The vet took one look and told us "This is Trump's fault."

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SwampSwan 5 points ago +5 / -0

My pup was snake-bit yesterday. Dammit, Drumpf!

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Razeontherock 11 points ago +12 / -1

Screws are waayycisss

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Afeazo 4 points ago +4 / -0

For the last year we had a running joke in our office that everything that goes wrong is Trumps fault.

Copy machine jams? “Fuckin Trump”. Someone spills their coffee? “I’m voting Bernie in 2020”.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's awesome

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Brynjolf-of-Riften 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was driving home the other day and my fuel pump died, clearly it was Blumpf's fault!

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CrowTRobot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pilot holes are RAYCISSS!

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IcculusBased9 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Based SOL resident

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IcculusBased9 [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

If engineered as a bio-weapon, and used as such, it is turning out to be the biggest backfire in the history of warfare. This is going to destroy China on the world stage for decades to come.

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rockytrumpoa 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is going to destroy China on the world stage for decades to come.

Damn, I sure wish.

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Jabron661 12 points ago +12 / -0

I will go so far as to say it was an assassination attempt, they knew it had long incubation time and that it would get within reach of Trump before everyone knew exactly what was going on. Weren't there reports of weird acting Chinese tourist at Mar-a-lago a few weeks back? China would 100% risk thousands of lives to take out Trump,

Change my mind.

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szl_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

I was on that tip before too.

The issue is, this is going to decimate the Chinese economy. I dont see how this is going to affect Trump, except give him more support.

If they were going to assassinate him, why not just assassinate him and not destroy the chinese economy in the process?

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AlteredBeast 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes and yes. Hell we’re eating Taco Bell and we survive.

Those are not the only intended results.

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KilroyJCNJ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Embrace the healing power of “AND”.

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Greg-2012 10 points ago +10 / -0

HE DISBANDED THE RESPONSE TEAM!!! -NPC

Why is the outbreak worse in Europe? -Me

......HE DISBANDED THE RESPONSE TEAM!!! -NPC

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ParkerFH 7 points ago +7 / -0

I hope the left continues with this ridiculous narrative. Many people are being red pilled by all of this. Even friends who lean left think that China handled this horribly, that we need to stop making the compounds for our medicine in China, and in no way is Biden equipped to handle something like this.

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GreekFreakFan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yo Pede, mind PM'ing me that template?

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IcculusBased9 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

How bout right here?

https://i.maga.host/XZlyR6d.jpg

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GreekFreakFan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks man.

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Gramma53 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everyone should be able to see their hypocricy by now!

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malooch 3 points ago +3 / -0

I stubbed my toe, Orange man fault

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CatholicAgnostic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let's begin to practice ECONOMIC DISTANCING from CHICOM GLOBAL DOMINANCE!

Help me to WASH OUR HANDS of unethical Chinese manufacturing and compile a whitelist of American companies. Do your part to BUY AMERICAN FIRST!

https://thedonald.win/p/FMACZIV3/maga-whitelistmassive-american-c/

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Fredo_Cuomo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chris Cuomo: Stop saying Kung Flu - that is racist. This virus is all of us

No gayboi - HIV is all you

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sir_rockness 2 points ago +3 / -1

Meme broken, 1st statement has clown makeup on... it shouldn't.

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kek_saved_the_world 2 points ago +3 / -1

great meme

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ticl 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was just astonished that the ChiComms only banned bush meat TEMPORARILY!! These cunts will start eating monkey dicks in no time.

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IcculusBased9 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

They been eating monkey-shaft for thousands of years bro

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AlteredBeast 2 points ago +3 / -1

Actually....

Big pharma via China has come up with the virus. Released it into those markets where folks eat dog, bat soup etc you know..Elders.

That test pandemic (event 201) was released by China, soros, gates among others who already have a cure. We’ve cured hiv which so happens to share the same antidote.

Fast forward, global markets collapse, gold (China been stocking) rises and China getting back to work while we all suffer the next level of fallout.

Those ‘locusts’ better be blades of grass ready to stand

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Liberal_gun_guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Been to China, all ima say is fried scorpions are fuckin awesome