2005
"They're not bringing their best" (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by ENVYNITAZ ago by ENVYNITAZ +2005 / -0
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– thelastlast 7 points ago +8 / -1

mexican chicks are so fucking hot but it feels like they all end up like this lady. the old bait and switch.

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– LugNuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

Instant life-raft: put ring on finger to inflate.

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– ZacPetkanas 5 points ago +5 / -0

mexican chicks are so fucking hot but it feels like they all end up like this lady.

"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long."

Unbelievably smoking hot when they're young, but instantly turn into fireplugs after the first kid pops out.

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– Crackcrank 3 points ago +3 / -0

See: Russians and Ukrainians

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– 1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fireplugs. Lol idk what this means but given the context, I loled

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– ZacPetkanas 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=fireplug&t=brave&iax=images&ia=images

Also called fire hydrants.

It's amusing in this case since she's got a reddish shirt on.

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