It's not unreasonable though, the Russians shut their borders to China almost immediately. Also, in the dead of winter, nobody is really going outside anyway, and nobody is going on vacation to Russia either.
May be. But there is another thing. Most of Western media belongs to the same Cabal. Russian media don't, totally different Cabal, different agenda.
What if chin-chin virus exists only in media space, what if it's not the real thing?
My stepdaughter is a doc in Siberia, basically next to China, with huge traffic of goods and people back and force, and she is saying there is nothing, no cases at all, and no one knows anyone who has it.
So there I was at the border...
The guard tells me there's some pandemic.
I can't go through.
I come back a few minutes later...
Had on a turban and blackface.
Carrying an AK!
Honk! Honk!
Guard asks, "That you, Justin?"
My favorite dangerfield joke. "I don't get no respect...my wife, she says darling...I want to make love in the back seat of the car...will you drive? Hahaha haha still makes me laugh.
Rosie O'Donnell walks into a bar with a duck under her arm, bartender asks who's the pig, Rosie O'Donnell's responds it's not a pig it's a duck, bartender says I know I was talking to the duck.
Okay, first, they're Russians; Secondly, the Russians are supporting Donald Trump in the 2020 election; and second, they're our friends.., I mean, the Russians are our only hope to re-elect Donald Trump for the U.S. Senate; and first off you lying, dog-faced pony soldier, it's not the China-man Virus, it is called Yellow Fever, Buddy boy.
Get your facts straight, Jackoroo, and first, let's take this malarkey outside because Joepedo is gettin' cold feet, Bucky.
Joepedo runs with his bad boys: Cornflake, Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Captain Crunch. They are waiting outside on their pony dogs in dungarees to dole out justice to any jacks, delinquents, deplorables, or hoodlums spreading any hogwash, baloney, poppycock, or mumbo jumbo.
You can take your sun-bleached leg hairs to the bank, Fat, and challenge the bank teller to a push-up brawl if you think for one second I won't sniff out any hoodwinking attempts.
However, that huge part of Russia, the Northern part of Canada, and central Australia are pretty desolate areas with very, very low population densities.
As a Canadian, i can assure you we only leave that space wide open because we're racist...
Oh, I meant to say, because the natives don't really want it. We only build cities/towns in places that were REALLY important to the natives; hence everything built on 'native land'..
Those vast white parts of Canada is just white spray paint to represent the patriarchy. I dunno why Russia does it too..
My brother-in-law who lives with my sister in Montreal once told me that if you drew a straight line between Quebec City and Edmonton, you couldn't fill a soccer stadium with all the people who live north of that line. l don't think he's off by much.
Kinda surprising they don’t split Russia up given its significantly bigger than both China and the US. I understand they don’t have as many cases but whether there are infections in Moscow, Kaliningrad or freaking Yakutsk is a big difference.
There were several cases in Moscow as a result of travel to and from Italy and Iran, last I heard. If the bubble is located around there, it might be hidden by neighboring countries.
Apparently they put a rule in place last month: if anyone comes back from another country with the virus & gives it to someone else, you get 1 year in jail. If you give it to someone who dies, you get 5 years in jail.
Not the information I read. If you break quarantine then you get a fine and possibly get forcibly put in quarantine. If you infect someone and they die -- yes, you get 5 years in jail. Theoretically.
Some of you are suggesting Russian govt underrepresents the numbers. Well let me put a counterargument. Have you seen the underground in Moscow or St Pete? Thousands of people pressed together at rush hour. If the Coronavirus DID manifest itself in large quantities, there would be epidemic-scale outbreaks in major cities in Russia. Clearly, that's not the case. Ergo, it's safe to assume that the incidence of Covid-19 in Russia is indeed low.
I wouldn’t trust their numbers same for China
This is what I was thinking. They’re probably just conflating it with the flu.
Perfectly normal for people to pass out and not wake up in Russia
WEW VLAD
Underrated.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA, FLU CATCHES YOU!!!
If your wodka is 210 proof, maybe is find other wodka.
That’s the spice daddy likes
"He's sleeping"
https://youtu.be/1byycwl8qgc?t=73
At least they won't have to dress so heavy in the Russian cold if they have a fever.
That's what this is is the flu. It's a hoax. Live your lives.
The fact that you are downvoted and he is not is scary. Fortunately it's only -2 now with my upvote.
Heheh
"You is is a dumbass"
Lol
It's not unreasonable though, the Russians shut their borders to China almost immediately. Also, in the dead of winter, nobody is really going outside anyway, and nobody is going on vacation to Russia either.
I would! Not in winter though.
What about for your honeymoon?
Da comrade
Yeah, but it would have to be former Soviet Russia. Only thing that gave Bernie a boner during his honeymoon there.
They do have some amazing historical architecture. Pre-communism though.
Nah i wanna go into the wildlands where the pre-reform Christians live in the mountains.
The size of ten Alaskas. Population just slightly larger than Mexico.
why do russians like cities so much
Because they kill each other.
Most Russians I've met are pretty cool. They were the ones that got out though... Now SLAVs yeesh don't get me started on Slavs.
Their women are smmmmookin' but all the one's I've met are certifiably nuts.
May be. But there is another thing. Most of Western media belongs to the same Cabal. Russian media don't, totally different Cabal, different agenda.
What if chin-chin virus exists only in media space, what if it's not the real thing?
My stepdaughter is a doc in Siberia, basically next to China, with huge traffic of goods and people back and force, and she is saying there is nothing, no cases at all, and no one knows anyone who has it.
I don't know anyone with it or anyone who knows anyone with it either...but better shut down our economy for the sniffles just incase!
i mean, you don't think that anyone would go online and tell lies do you?
They would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you damn Pedes!
They closed their borders early though.
Yeah. They're hiding the numbers because, Why not? It's not all that dangerous and there's no Orange Man to make look bad.
What's the old saying...
"Good borders make for good pandemic immunity."
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
So There I was at the Border
The Guard Tells me there's some pandemic
I can't go through
I came back a few minutes later in a turban and blackface
carrying an AK!
Honk Honk; He let me right through!
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
So there I was at the border...
The guard tells me there's some pandemic.
I can't go through.
I come back a few minutes later...
Had on a turban and blackface.
Carrying an AK!
Honk! Honk!
Guard asks, "That you, Justin?"
(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)
I'll accept your refinements
Rodney Dangerfield's stand-up style is the wrapping and ribbon on the jokes I post.
99% of the inspiration for those jokes comes from reading other posters comments.
Hat tip is to you, River.
My favorite dangerfield joke. "I don't get no respect...my wife, she says darling...I want to make love in the back seat of the car...will you drive? Hahaha haha still makes me laugh.
Rosie O'Donnell walks into a bar with a duck under her arm, bartender asks who's the pig, Rosie O'Donnell's responds it's not a pig it's a duck, bartender says I know I was talking to the duck.
Lmao
They found an effective treatment......leadAK47
7.62x more efficient
the treatment is not giving a fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QHha1zko1A
Unless it's a soviet virus and they engineered to not infect the Soviets.
puts on tin foil hat
Okay, first, they're Russians; Secondly, the Russians are supporting Donald Trump in the 2020 election; and second, they're our friends.., I mean, the Russians are our only hope to re-elect Donald Trump for the U.S. Senate; and first off you lying, dog-faced pony soldier, it's not the China-man Virus, it is called Yellow Fever, Buddy boy.
Get your facts straight, Jackoroo, and first, let's take this malarkey outside because Joepedo is gettin' cold feet, Bucky.
I'm the guy that got it done. I'll take you outside and slap you. Don't be a horses ass
look, fat. that makes the most sense of anything and why am I stopping?
Joepedo runs with his bad boys: Cornflake, Snap, Crackle, Pop, and Captain Crunch. They are waiting outside on their pony dogs in dungarees to dole out justice to any jacks, delinquents, deplorables, or hoodlums spreading any hogwash, baloney, poppycock, or mumbo jumbo.
You can take your sun-bleached leg hairs to the bank, Fat, and challenge the bank teller to a push-up brawl if you think for one second I won't sniff out any hoodwinking attempts.
You forgot his bad dude, cornpop
Oh dear, that Russiagate stuff. Please, have some respect while on here.
That would give Canadians an unintentional immunity...
So I like this theory.
takes off gas mask and opens the window
needs more vodka
Probably not accurate.
However, that huge part of Russia, the Northern part of Canada, and central Australia are pretty desolate areas with very, very low population densities.
As a Canadian, i can assure you we only leave that space wide open because we're racist...
Oh, I meant to say, because the natives don't really want it. We only build cities/towns in places that were REALLY important to the natives; hence everything built on 'native land'..
Those vast white parts of Canada is just white spray paint to represent the patriarchy. I dunno why Russia does it too..
I think I detect a smidgen of sarcasm somewhere in your comment.
It takes one [racist] to know one [another racist] ;) lol
90% of Canadians live within 100 miles of the US border. You love us.
Yeah, I was spreading the same stat a few years ago in relation to some other 'issue' at the time..
My brother-in-law who lives with my sister in Montreal once told me that if you drew a straight line between Quebec City and Edmonton, you couldn't fill a soccer stadium with all the people who live north of that line. l don't think he's off by much.
Yeah but that's a stupid line..
Like saying if you draw a line from Portsmouth New Hampshire to Miami Beach, 95% of Americans are to the west of that line. lol it's obviously true...
Edmonton is in Northern Alberta and Quebec City is kinda mid-north Quebec (as far as latitude goes)..
Montreal is at the same latitude as northern California.
I look forward to days of warm diplomatic relations and trade with Russia
In Russia, coronavirus catches you.
In Soviet Russia, Vodka Virus like real man!
Lmao
And now for today’s lesson in geometry kiddos.... https://doc.arcgis.com/en/arcgis-online/analyze/find-centroids.htm
(this post is not racist and does not imply that snowflakes studying genders are low IQ even though they are)
The map is also treating Russia as one entity whereas a lot of other countries are have a polygon for each province/state.
This post is fine and memeworthy, but that map is pretty shit.
Kinda surprising they don’t split Russia up given its significantly bigger than both China and the US. I understand they don’t have as many cases but whether there are infections in Moscow, Kaliningrad or freaking Yakutsk is a big difference.
It’s only as good as the raw data so if they report for the country’s only then they only get one dot.
There were several cases in Moscow as a result of travel to and from Italy and Iran, last I heard. If the bubble is located around there, it might be hidden by neighboring countries.
I agree, the map is crap.
Maybe vodka stops transmission of the virus? But I wouldn’t know I’m just a Russian bot. beep bop beep
25 kopeks has been transfered to your account. For motherland!
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Good thing I'm like 24% Moscow Mules by volume.
Russia don't play!!
Apparently they put a rule in place last month: if anyone comes back from another country with the virus & gives it to someone else, you get 1 year in jail. If you give it to someone who dies, you get 5 years in jail.
"Yeah, because you'd be in jail"
Not the information I read. If you break quarantine then you get a fine and possibly get forcibly put in quarantine. If you infect someone and they die -- yes, you get 5 years in jail. Theoretically.
🤣 i agree with tampaMAGA but its still damn funny
Notice how few cases there are in eastern europe vs western europe. I wonder what variable is at work here?
Clearly, having more vodka than blood in your veins makes your body inhospitable to the virus.
Some of you are suggesting Russian govt underrepresents the numbers. Well let me put a counterargument. Have you seen the underground in Moscow or St Pete? Thousands of people pressed together at rush hour. If the Coronavirus DID manifest itself in large quantities, there would be epidemic-scale outbreaks in major cities in Russia. Clearly, that's not the case. Ergo, it's safe to assume that the incidence of Covid-19 in Russia is indeed low.
Now if only Trump managed to purchase Greenland.
With what money?
How's that globalism working out? Right.
Russia is gonna be one of the few that does not suffer from this. Not anyone's dog to kick anymore.
The sick man of Asia has returned, and Russia's borders are closed.
Africa? because of their own malaria medicine?
Is it sad I really wish I was riding all of this out in Russia right now?
Yes, it is sad. Even though Russia has good parts (e.g., women are nice), it's still a shithole.
gota love how on instagram everyone id crying and i havent seen a single mention of this cuck virus on russian channels
based as fuck
yeah that's not possible. Me doth think someone is telling a fib.
NYET вирус
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Dyatlov 3.6 Roentgen Not Great Not Terrible
"if you execute everybody that gets coronavirus then you don't have to report deaths related to coronavirus" - some communist probably
Also Mongolia. How tf? Their nomadic, long-distance lifestyle is the ultimate 'social distancing'? 🤔
Russia's population is so sparse along the Chinese border that it probably couldn't cross the cold tundra.
Also cover ups. Lots of cover ups.
Russia shut the border to China a long time ago when the WuFlu first broke out in China.
Also Mongolia. Based Mongolia said NOPE shut that shit down. That's like half the Russian border closed by proxy.
Bruh...
Kek
Let's be real, they either aren't testing, or not reporting... its Russia after all.
Number of cases reported in Russia throughout the day:
08:27: 1
08:42: 0
11:14: 1
11:36: 0
15:23: 1
15:51: 0
Little Rocket Man: Doose Russians storre ahr virus prevention strategy! Narrows his eyes but ends up closing them
No, it's that the virus still did not evolve cold resistance.
The virus should have brought a coat.
How...?
Russia would sooner go extinct than publish the numbers.
Nyet Cat
Nyet: https://www.businessinsider.com/coronavirus-russia-doctors-say-government-is-covering-up-cases-2020-3
North Korea doesn't have any COVID-19 cases, either.
Any suspected cases are probably being cured with a bullet.
Yes comrade, all okay here how are you?
Chinese virus is Russian virus confirmed. Covid-19 colluded with Putin to infect everyone else
Russia, similar to China, Saudi Arabia and others, is a shithole ruled by a mafia. That is all, really.
I figure they're just not releasing numbers. Hey, WHO, get outta my grill!
Bold move, they must have a non aggression (infection) pact with China... like they did with Nazi Germany at the beginning of Word War II.
Lets see how it works out for them, Cotton.