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DickTick 23 points ago +24 / -1

He really should tote around a squirt bottle where he can hit them in the face from across the room whenever they say stupid shit

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uzi5v2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Replace with tase gun and I’m in.

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NADSAQ 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is what I do when my cat scratches the sofa.

Trump needs to give pressers with a super soaker.

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Musicbymuzak 6 points ago +6 / -0

With red ink

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StarGirl 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love it cause you know they never had a dad that did the job right when they were young.