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deplorable_patriot 42 points ago +42 / -0

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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TrumpFTW 19 points ago +19 / -0

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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General_Kek 16 points ago +16 / -0

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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Keln 12 points ago +12 / -0

You offspring of a female dog, I am in.

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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tftx22 6 points ago +6 / -0

You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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DefaultFreedom 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sonofabitch, they fired him!

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agile_a 2 points ago +2 / -0

1Sign up for an account at https://trumptalk.gop/ to start making calls

2 Register for a TVLI Training in your area: https://www.donaldjtrump.com/tvli

3 Follow Team Trump on social media: Facebook Twitter Instagram Snapchat

4 Find your state party headquarters: https://gop.com/leaders/states

5 Text “ENLIST” to 88022 to get campaign updates

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1777 6 points ago +6 / -0

You glorious bastard, I’m in.

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 26 points ago +27 / -1

I sent my resume directly to the White House.

WHITE HOUSE STAFF APPLICATION FORM:
POSITION APPLIED FOR: Shit Poster
TELEPHONE: 555-776-2323
SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER: Expired
YOUR NAME: Dangerfield, Rodney
ADDRESS: 1212 Elysian Fields, Paradise NV 89169
LEGALLY ELIGIBLE FOR EMPLOYMENT IN THE U.S.A.: Yes
SEEKING PERMANENT POSITION: Yes
ABLE PERFORM DUTIES W/OUT ACCOMMODATIONS: Require booze and broads.
SHIFT WORK: Whenever
OVERTIME: Whatever
DRIVERS LICENSE Yes, with a Fairways Endorsement.
EDUCATION
High School: Yes. Graduated. Voted Most Likely To Underachieve
College/University: Yes. Graduated. Physical Education. Soccer Team, Diving Team.
BUSINESS/TECHNICAL: Entertainer/Restaurateur/Author/Actor/Singer/Photographer.
MILITARY SERVICE: None. Amateur Sniper.
REFERENCES:
NAME: Boombatz, Vinnie / Doctor (contact info avail on request)
NAME: Popanese, Nickie / Lawyer (contact info avail on request)
EMPLOYMENT:
NAME: Silhouette Cafe (contact info avail on request)
NAME: The Jinx (contact info avail on request)
NAME: Aldo's (formerly Vito's, formerly Nunzio's)(contact info un-avail on request)

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 13 points ago +13 / -0

I'm in trouble.
I sent my resume to the White House.
Just minutes ago!
Shill lurkers alerted LAWFARE.
LAWFARE alerted Schiff.
Schiff just released this old video.
https://youtu.be/4YYnz2-bsJo
My lawyer called.
You know my lawyer...
Nickie Popanese.
He's my doctor's nephew.
You know my doctor...
Dr. Vinnie Boombatz.
Schiff's issued a subpoena.
He's started an investigation.
I'm gonna get impaled.

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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_RODNEY_DANGERFIELD_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I sent this along with the application.
https://youtu.be/If_oCB_AJWA (1 min, 37 sec)
Do you think it'll help?

(RIP Rodney Dangerfield)

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Centipedeboy 24 points ago +24 / -0

This is extremely important. The coronavirus is stopping all the rallys etc.

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Keln 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah but his news conferences are lit

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deleted 10 points ago +10 / -0
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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only for awhile. They will be back this summer and fall even if they are all outdoors in the fresh air.

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deleted 21 points ago +21 / -0
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Bodiazrising 15 points ago +15 / -0

This needs to be stickied until Wednesday Nov 4, 2020.

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ezufls 15 points ago +15 / -0

Here is his Offical Campaign Site - https://www.donaldjtrump.com/

Also, from the site, they have virtual training sessions - https://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/?utm_medium=web&utm_source=djt_web&utm_content=main_menu

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

Excellent!

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TrudopesEyebrow 11 points ago +11 / -0

YEAH let’s get those purple state voters registered!! In the words of Scott Presler, StopTalkingStartDoing:

https://www.armyfortrump.com/forms/voter-registration

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TampaMAGA 11 points ago +11 / -0

Started volunteer a month ago! Been to a couple events and have made a bunch of calls it’s great.

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NormaJeanRocks 9 points ago +9 / -0

I signed up to volunteer over a month ago, never heard anything back. How did they contact you to help?

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GuerillaYourDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

I had a problem with the North Florida GOP. I kept trying to sign up and trying to sign up to volunteer and nobody ever got back to me...

I had to beg!

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NormaJeanRocks 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wtf...I literally just got an email from the campaign asking if I'd like to make phone calls for the campaign since Illinois just went to lockdown, weird lol. Or maybe everyone got these?

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GuerillaYourDreams 1 point ago +1 / -0

I haven’t been contacted here in Florida yet.

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TampaMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you would like, I can talk to my field organizer to find out who her counterpart is in your area to reach out to?

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MagaCat45 1 point ago +2 / -1

Would like to know also how you get contacted. I signed up last time they sent this out but never heard anything.

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ezufls 7 points ago +7 / -0

Everybody can do their part as I posted before... 1 - register to vote 2 - confirm their registration and print out confirmation 3 - confirm they are no longer registered where they have lived before 4 - get family and friends to register 5 - confirm family and friends who have passed away are no longer registered 6 - volunteer with local election committee (to keep an eye on fraud)

I keep seeing posts and articles saying Trump is easily going to win. I don't think so. There will be so much election fraud. How many times did we see Trump's margin keeps getting smaller through-out the night during last election. How many Republican candidates won their races and was called only to find out in the morning they lost because 'additional' ballots were found?

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GuerillaYourDreams 6 points ago +6 / -0

Step number three is very important and I’ve been really busy up until this week... so I’ll get to that next week to make sure that I’m not registered in other places because I have moved around a lot in the last 15 years. # DemocraticFraud..

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cccpneveragain 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a really good one. I checked and figured out my dad is still registered in his previous state. I'll have to let him know. He would not want to be a Democrat voter

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SwampSwan 2 points ago +2 / -0

How do we check whether dead people are still registered?

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ezufls 3 points ago +3 / -0

Most states you just need name and date of birth.

https://www.usa.gov/confirm-voter-registration

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent information.

I just checked my deceased relatives and none of them are registered to vote.

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SwampSwan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you!

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GuerillaYourDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Signed up to make phone calls!!

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themightykekfish 5 points ago +5 / -0

I appreciate all this stuff but one on one personal interactions with people who trust you is most important.

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trump_rally 5 points ago +5 / -0

sticky of the year. this election is not a foregone conclusion. far from it. Mini Mike will spend 10B to fight President Trump. He needs all the help and more.

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Greg-2012 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is exactly the kind of organizing that we need to be involved with, good post, fellow Pede!

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Only_Rosie_ODonnell 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone have a clue where to inquire about IT related volunteering in the KAG Campaign; e.g. networking, help-desk, tech support

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beacray 3 points ago +3 / -0

Excellent. I screenshot the address and will do these. Trump2020

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DearCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

If I weren't Canadian, I'd be in.

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Gotrek 1 point ago +1 / -0

X2

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themightykekfish 2 points ago +2 / -0

Name: MightyKekFish Sex: Yes please.

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Tu_y344 1 point ago +2 / -1

I hate that my favorite subreddit is basically dead now...

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Shroudedf8 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hated it for about 5 days, Then, the mods and developers here went into overdrive and the posting frequency went up quickly after TD was locked down. I don't even remotely care any more. I check it every couple of days just to check the status, but it's at the bottom of the priority list now. TD.win rocks!

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magabigleague2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I despise people who call or text me unsolicited. I will not endorse that shit.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 0 points ago +1 / -1

Make Sure If You Give To Donald Trump that it goes to Campaign and NOT the RNC. If Trump wants the RNC to have any of our money...than he can give them the money. https://secure.donaldjtrump.com/we-made-history?amount=150