Direct eye contact can result in a dangerous condition known as "thought-lock," where in people who are immuno-suppressed can suck your soul out through your eyeballs. Pedes like us however are safe from this bc we follow President Dr. VSG's good advice, stay inside, and for sure dont look at them.
Be vigilant around Woke Disease—it’s contagious!
New guidelines say stay atleast 15ft away from woke folk now.
Nah, Fam. This time it takes Extraordinary Social Distancing
Extraordinary Socialist Distancing Device
Yep! I go the extra mile and avoid eye contact, too.
Direct eye contact can result in a dangerous condition known as "thought-lock," where in people who are immuno-suppressed can suck your soul out through your eyeballs. Pedes like us however are safe from this bc we follow President Dr. VSG's good advice, stay inside, and for sure dont look at them.
Wokels.
Woketards