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Eightmoreyears 40 points ago +40 / -0

Be vigilant around Woke Disease—it’s contagious!

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NormaJeanRocks 19 points ago +19 / -0

New guidelines say stay atleast 15ft away from woke folk now.

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Warren_Puffitt 7 points ago +7 / -0

stay at least 15 feet away...

Nah, Fam. This time it takes Extraordinary Social Distancing

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Eightmoreyears 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yep! I go the extra mile and avoid eye contact, too.

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

avoid eye contact, too.

Direct eye contact can result in a dangerous condition known as "thought-lock," where in people who are immuno-suppressed can suck your soul out through your eyeballs. Pedes like us however are safe from this bc we follow President Dr. VSG's good advice, stay inside, and for sure dont look at them.

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MerlynTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wokels.

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Warren_Puffitt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Woketards