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MythArcana 31 points ago +31 / -0

Pelosi is a noted Polygrip.

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ChadGreeter 4 points ago +4 / -0

10/10

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 11 points ago +11 / -0

While samantha bee can only speak english and cuntonese.

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Stallion 9 points ago +9 / -0

Id kiss her hand, even if she had raging wuhanflu and i was clean

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jerryriggs1 8 points ago +8 / -0

He's sniffing her like Biden does little kids.

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Bulldozer [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Melania is decades too-old for Creepy Uncle Joe.

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aim_truth 12 points ago +12 / -0

and decades too young for Macron

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Bigger_igloo 2 points ago +3 / -1

That's Macron

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monkadelic 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, can you blame him? (not Biden, that shit is sick)

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's a sure way to pass Kung Flu. I'm sure the Secret Service has sanitizer on stand-by for our beautiful FLOTUS. She's not only pretty, she's smart too!! KAG 2020

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txladyvoter 6 points ago +6 / -0

Try grabbing my hand and crushing it, Macky, and the SS will be on your case faster than you can breathe. Look at my smile.

Now for the 1 minute hand wash.

(This photo was taken quite awhile ago I would imagine. No one would get this close to Macky now.)

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Rainspa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Secret Service.

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uzi5v2 5 points ago +6 / -1

Meanwhile I have enough trouble with just English.

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davidmode 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Melania was a democrat in the white house, the left would be tripping over themselves to sniff so much as to one of her farts. she'd be on every magazine, every tv show, every website, every thing possible.

the left LOVES people with accents, so much so that they employ them as their late night funny men, which so happens to be where they get their news as well.

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Canuck4Trump2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

FLOTUS is a poly-Beautiful :) :) inside and out !!!!

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remember1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jesus I hope she bleached her whole arm after that.

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sagebrushfire 2 points ago +2 / -0

Meanwhile Stacy Abrams (Crazy Joe’s future VP pick) is fluent in ham, cheeseburgers and BBQ.

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chuckachookah 2 points ago +2 / -0

how many languages, other than English and Murder, does former former lady (and side of beef) Hillary Clinton speak?

Asking for the world?

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ArchieInTheBunker 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be great for her to release a message of comfort and hope in each of those languages. Then Ivanka's Mandarin speaking kid can release a taunting video to the ChiComs

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nachosamplerREBORN 2 points ago +2 / -0

But many of the Democratic candidates speak Spanglish - [email protected]#$Ellas-o son-o muey-o inteligente-o, tu-o comprehnedo-oo, Ke-mo [email protected]

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mrpancakes16 1 point ago +2 / -1

She is also a noted swimsuit model.

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KiltedTailor 1 point ago +1 / -0

OP, this word smith thanks you for the correct use of the term-'Polyglot"

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Harcerz 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to comment on how tolerant T_D is. Not on every site there would be 1k+ upvotes on pictures of women kissing each other.

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NvJohansson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Macron is showing flashes of creepy Joe Biden sniffing here.

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Kephri 1 point ago +1 / -0

All good strong European languages. Just forgot about Latin

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kang989 -3 points ago +4 / -7

Ngl, I laugh whenever I hear this, because knowing several languages myself and knowing plenty of people who list all their languages on their CVs, (I’m talking Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford-educated Ivy league faculty here), “polyglot” usually means “I speak my native language and barely several others that are almost mutually intelligible.”

I love Melania and Trump, but Serbian and Croatian are essentially the same language (look into it; in addition to Bosnian, they all essentially changed a few words on purpose and then said “fuck you Catholics/Muslims/Orthodox, we don’t speak the same language!”). Slovene is VERY closely related to those three.

French, German and English are all commonly taught in European schools, and German and Italian in particular have a history in Slovenia due to proximity to larger, more powerful neighbors Austria and Italy, with plenty of native German and Italian speakers and people of those heritages. Remember, her surname is a slavicization of “Knauss”. I believe she may have lived in France for a while - and either way, it would have been useful working in the fashion industry.

So I’m not trying to take anything away from her, but rather to shed a little light on the topic. This is common in other parts of the world. You have to learn English and one other language in school. Maybe your grandparents have a different origin (this is a part of the world where people speak a different language over every mountain range, often) and therefore you grew up hearing and responding in elementary German. Maybe you took French in middle school and forgot most of it. Maybe you have a Croatian friend and he taught you the 10 words that are different in his language versus yours (lol).

As to whether she can currently speak all of those languages fluently, I sincerely doubt it. That said, I’m sure she could understand most of what’s being said in all of those languages and hold at least a rudimentary conversation. Impressive nonetheless, but not quite as much as most of us think. A little time studying and some reliance on “international words” (I.e. Photo, Auto, tele, choco, etc) and memorizing basic greetings and common response phrases most people of above average intelligence could speak and understand several languages I a. Few months