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posted ago by Jerobifromatcq ago by Jerobifromatcq +2333 / -0
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PyroSphere 7 points ago +8 / -1

There's a reason the Chinese refer to bats as 'sky meat'.

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PaigeAshley 8 points ago +8 / -0

Congratulations! This is a great one!

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givethismanacoat 4 points ago +4 / -0

You always remember your first one.

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TDAF 14 points ago +15 / -1

Yakety yak (don't eat bat)

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Dereliction 9 points ago +10 / -1

NO EAT

THE WU-FLU

BAT STEW

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SheepleMaster 3 points ago +4 / -1

But China said it was batmans fault

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Keln 1 point ago +5 / -4

I've seen zero evidence of this being a bioweapon. I have seen evidence of China testing SARS virus in the past to figure out how to prevent another SARS outbreak and that seems a possible pathway for this new SARS virus.

The original virus did come from bats though.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

Every single person's 'evidence' that this was a bioweapon is based literally solely on whether or not they feeeeeeel it's true.

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Meddlesom 6 points ago +8 / -2

How about we stop helping China push their "it was just a sick bat" cover story, you fucking idiots?

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +2 / -1

lol you think a bunch of degenerates eating fucking bats makes them look better? You have to be Grade-A filthy to eat a bat, they're one of the most disgusting, diseased mammals on the planet.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +4 / -2

Yes, I think that some dumb peasant eating a diseased bat and starting an outbreak is a far better sympathy story for China than them accidentally (or intentionally) releasing a virus on their population that originated at the Wuhan Institute of Virology where they study coronaviruses.

...one of these things makes the world say, "aw, those poor poeple..." and the other one has the world saying, "those motherfuckers need to pay for what they've unleashed on the world". Figure out which is which, dumbfuck.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +2 / -4

So let me get this straight, your sole motivating impetus for deciding which narrative is correct is literally, solely, only based on which one looks worse for China?

That sounds an awful lot like the retard-logic used by the Commiecrats when they decided that "The narrative that Trump colluded with Russia is more damaging, therefore it must be the correct one."

You don't know dick about shit, so don't posit your psychobabble as absolute points of fact. Save that for your glowie Alex Jones nonsense.

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Meddlesom 3 points ago +4 / -1

You believe China's propaganda, and parrot it. You're a fucking tool.

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PraiseBeToScience -2 points ago +1 / -3

And you believe fringe conspiracy theory shit that preys on people who know fuck-all about anything. What the fuck makes you so smart? What makes you so correct? Did you analyze the virus with your electron microscope in your garage? Are you secretly the world's foremost expert on virology?

Or did some website called "TRUEPATRIOTUSABIBLENEWS.SITE" tell you that?

You are the kind of person who gives us a bad name, because you're just the right-leaning version of the psychopaths on /r/politics.No really, prove me wrong: show me the people who you think are even farther fringe than you. Or, when you look farther right, is there nothing there? Yeah, that's because you are the fringe.

Not every conspiracy is real, but you guys just INSTANTLY believe every single conspiracy, with no proof.

None of you are virologists. Nobody even associated with whatever Fake News website you're going to show me that 'reveals the truth' has a real source for anything they claim either.

COULD it be a bioweapon? It's theroetically possible. But you have no proof. And you will NEVER have proof. Without proof, what does your delusional beliefs use as their foundation?

Is it... 'nothing'? Or is it just the awe-inspiring unstoppable force of what a huge fucking asshole you are, where anyone who disagrees with you isn't met with a single logical argument, but just a barrage of purple-faced screeching faggotry?

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Meddlesom 1 point ago +2 / -1

You can believe everything that the Chinese government tells you to believe, that's fine. It's not like they weren't suppressing information about this outbreak until they could no longer hide it, and it's not like they haven't been running disinformation and propaganda campaigns in the US, and around the world, for decades. No, no, I'm sure the kind and benevolent Chinese government would never lie to you, little gweilo.

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PraiseBeToScience -1 points ago +1 / -2

You should tell us all about it in a Youtube video filmed while you sit in your truck wearing sunglasses and hiding your bald spot, because your wife's bull is making too much noise for you to film inside.

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Meddlesom 4 points ago +5 / -1

OH! So it's just a big fucking coincidence. I get it. Carry on, Xi.

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PraiseBeToScience 0 points ago +1 / -1

Like it's impossible that a bunch of mud people living in filth and eating diseased animals cooked in grease they scoop from the sewer could possibly be a vector for disease incubation.

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For_All_Mankind 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don’t believe it came from bats. That’s an excuse China used to cover for the fact they never shut down their bioweapons research.

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Binski 3 points ago +4 / -1

It's simple. We uh eat the bat,man.

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riffology 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the type of stuff I come here for. Well done.

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ailurus 2 points ago +2 / -0

So, no step on snek and no snack on bat. Got it.

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SheepleMaster 2 points ago +2 / -0

We need a War on Bats!! Who's with me?

  • sincerely, China
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DurhamNeedsToHurry 2 points ago +2 / -0

I honestly feel sorry for them.

Communist policies gave them choice between eating rodents, and starving to death.

China is asshoe

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VaPnut 2 points ago +5 / -3

Damn straight! Stick to pigs feet and chitterlings

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Grapejelly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Zika, Ebola, and now this shit, when will people learn? DO NOT FUCK WITH THE BATS!!!

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Kckroosian 2 points ago +2 / -0

😳😆😆

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drsowells1fan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mmmm. I see a baby sparrow on my balcony. Honey, we still have hot sauce?

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txladyvoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe last dinner...

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Need4Pede 2 points ago +2 / -0

My first LOL of the day.

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Staatssicherheit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chinese Andrew Gillium's wet dream.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

¡K3K! 🐸👍

(No eat frog, either)

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Independenceforever 0 points ago +1 / -1

Yeah

Seriously tho don't support CCP in ANY way.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

Both can be true but this meme is funny.

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learntocode 2 points ago +2 / -0

the walls are closing in on Dramphfph!

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when_we_win_remember 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think this was a joke

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bakerlevi -3 points ago +5 / -8

HOLY CHINABOT CCP FRIENDLY POST TITLE BATMAN.

"dOn'T lOoK tHeRe!" [WUHAN BIOWEAPON RESEARCH FACILITY]

"lOoK hErE!" [BAT SOUP AND WET MARKETS]

smh

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Bernier4Canada 2 points ago +4 / -2

this meme just spreads misinformation and has people thinking that "bat soup" somehow caused this virus.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a red chinese lie.

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bakerlevi -4 points ago +4 / -8

Memes are a force of nature in case you've been asleep the last 3 years, 'brah"

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bakerlevi -2 points ago +1 / -3

STOP SPREADING CCP NARRATIVE, CHINABOT.

SARS CoV-2, the virus that causes covid-19, is a BIOWEAPON MANUFACTURED IN A WUHAN BIO 'RESEARCH' FACILITY.

BY PEOPLE.

EVIL MOTHERFUCKING PEOPLE.

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bakerlevi -2 points ago +1 / -3

By me typing this I am thinking I'm not getting any pussy, that makes me anxious so...I'll project it onto random pedes on the internet, looking like a damn hypocrite in the process.

ftfy

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