Remember kids, only over-reaching and oppressive state and local governments and the abject and total suspension of our individual freedom and liberty can save us like it never does. The free market will never be our savior like it always is every time. The big bad wuhans won’t consume us all as long as we don’t swim on a beach in a warm climate.

I may live in a cucked state, but I'm not that fucking stupid. Trust national news outlets and myth-bust the president? What a joke.