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How do they expect us to keep a straight face? NY safe sex rules. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by rcstl ago by rcstl +43 / -0
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– kcfreels 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm just going to go ahead an lay off the ass eating just in case. For the next couple of months, at least.

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– Bramble 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never! I'll die like I lived!

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– Kolyada 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wash your ass for 20 seconds.

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– DeplorableLA 4 points ago +4 / -0

It might have been SO HELPFUL if Gillum received this advice about two weeks ago.

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– rcstl [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG, kant hardly type, Sex ... "with only a small circle of people!" WTF incels gonna do?

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– sustainable_saltmine 4 points ago +4 / -0

no rim jobs folks

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– WanderingWotan 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the worst pandemic ever

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– rcstl [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you do have sex with others, have as few partners as possible and no group sex. (no, no, no, no, NO!!)

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– Weremoose 2 points ago +2 / -0

Feces may enter the mouth

Seems like this is good enough not to rim, virus or no

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– rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

🤮

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– astralentity 1 point ago +1 / -0

SERIOUSLY?!?!? This is NOT an STD.

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– grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

California HIV law laughing intensifies

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– spez_this 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Have sex with people close to you."

Roll tide!

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– rbobjones69 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if I live with my mother? Safe but...... 🤮

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– rcstl [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

20 fucking seconds...

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