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Spezdrinksassjuice 37 points ago +37 / -0

"WhY aRe tHe TeSt KiTs nOt aVaiLaBlE ToMorRoW Mr. PrEsiDeNt?? Do YoU tAke ReSpOnSiBiLiTy FoR ThE kItS NoT bEInG avAiLABlE ToMoRrOw??"

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agile_a 28 points ago +28 / -0

WHY DIDNT DRUMPH ORDER A TRILLION TEST KITS IN 2015?!

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xiao_maga_part2 23 points ago +23 / -0

A trillion? Are you insane that will only cover 5% of the population according to MSNBC.

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KekistanPM 19 points ago +19 / -0

And at least 1 billion people are dying every day!

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xiao_maga_part2 17 points ago +17 / -0

And another 150 million to gun violence every day! The horror.

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DPerman1983 8 points ago +8 / -0

Do they have a test kit for these hundreds of millions of gun deaths?!?!?

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Chrismont 5 points ago +6 / -1

Well, at least that's still lower than the ones killed by guns.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago +6 / -0

MSNPC math checks out!

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No_Malarkey_Joe 2 points ago +2 / -0

You forgot about the billions slaughtered by 100-clip AR-17s daily.

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grapenuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

no joke got saw a tds moron arguing Trump should have been preparing for this years ago

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 9 points ago +9 / -0

What is President Trump going to do to ensure minorities receive test kits?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Disenfranchised Communities of Vulnerability

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trumpORbust 8 points ago +8 / -0

Everyone must have unlimited tests anytime they feel the need with immediate results your raycist

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Nellie_the_Beaut 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why can’t YOUR CDC perform door-to-door tests and give people the results immediately? Like they do in South Koreeeeeeea??!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

metoooo

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trumpORbust 2 points ago +3 / -1

Seven ways from X to fuck with me

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NADSAQ 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah I enjoy reading it, and although I think it’s some Tom Clancy gay LARP; it doesn’t make me angry or go attack Q fans...

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Ithrowawaay 3 points ago +8 / -5

I mean, the vast majority of what Q claims is nonsense or severely embellished at best.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +5 / -3

You’re asking why a right leaning (mostly) conspiracy theorist sub was shut down on reddit?

Even a broken clock is right twice a day, doesn’t mean you put much credence into it the other 98% of the time.

I think it’s entertaining, but I certainly wouldn't blame others for putting stock in q only to be disappointed for the nth time.

Would be rather leftist to keep doing so.

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Ithrowawaay 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think everyone wanted it to be prophetic, and are more disappointed than anything else.

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Rookie_2 2 points ago +4 / -2

Because many think Q is a psy-op operation to keep people at bay until they manage to take down Trump. Remember is almost April, and not a pip from Durham. They are not overly informed, just oblivious to the facts at hand (to be polite)

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NormaJeanRocks 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep. 100% they will all bitch and say too little too late

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DaLaohu 1 point ago +2 / -1

Why is Q mixed in with fear mongering? That's not Q at all.

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Chrismont 1 point ago +2 / -1

HOW DARE YOU!

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Muh_Wailing_MXbabies 25 points ago +25 / -0

ORDER 100 MILLION TDS TEST KITS NOW—LET’S TACKLE ALL DISEASES

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

This. We need this.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

They show positive all on their own. We need to skip to cancer treatments.

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thingaboutarsenal 13 points ago +14 / -1

I've been following r/china_flu since January and r/Coronavirus since February. I've learned a lot, but an interesting observation was Italy's statistics. When they were in the early 100's of deaths per day, many people were saying "pay attention US, this is you in two weeks". Well that was about two weeks ago.

Now on those subs, you aren't seeing a daily count of the US statistics. I think this is for a few reasons.

  1. GEOTUS' border closing worked

  2. Socalizied medicine is getting curb stomped by our system.

I mean those sites are basically disaster porn with about 10% serious posters. If we were on par with Italy, we'd have at least 100-150 deaths per day, but we're not, and they're not mentioning it. Hospitals in Italy are letting anyone too old or too sick die and focusing on younger people. Socalizied medicine = death panels. Idk just my cabin fever driven observation.

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Independenceforever 5 points ago +5 / -0

Engineered crisis to produce responses less favorable than the planned response

TYRANNY AND VOLUNTARY ENSLAVEMENT

Italy is murdering it's own people, like China, to recover from depression sooner. The migrants weren't killing the country and it's people fast enough.

Notre Dame was also arson.

Who are the main targets, culturally, of the Islamic invasion?

Italy, France, England, USA

Who were the centers of Western Civilization since Rome?

Italian Renaissance

France

England

United States.

See a pattern?

These places were rife with diseases brought in by migrants - often knowingly by countries that send them. This is an engineered crisis by the ruling oligarchy.

And it is working perfectly, and according to plan. We are completely deceived or betrayed on every level of society, as is our president.

God is working to expose the hearts of me. We are going to have a lot of people unwilling to admit how deceived and broken the world is.

We'd rather believe anything than just admit we were fooled and fix things. But we are going to have to face hard, stark reality, and get to work building up and fixing this world according to what God intended.

Our other option is to continue to have a ruling oligarchy shaping your minds to live in their Oz. No thanks.

This is just as phony as 9/11. Will be just as devastating and long term and expensive as those lies.

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FuckReddit4545 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is the shit that reminds me of the old days of the internet. Free and open speech was a normal occurrence, this comment wouldn't have come off as crazy back in the day. Try mentioning even a few of these points in other places and you'll be banned / censored.

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Highdra 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right, we're doing better than a lot of Europe, but still not great. So we had 50 deaths today instead of 100. Don't get me wrong, Trump is why we have a fighting chance but we're still not out of this.

Don't bother with those heavily censored subreddits, they're full of Chicom propaganda and orange man bad. Check out r/wuhan_flu, it's the free speech zone for coronavirus on Reddit.

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thingaboutarsenal 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah but our population is 320 million vs. Italy 60 million. Even if the #'s were the same, were doing much better.

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Caitiffculprit 12 points ago +12 / -0

God bless private Industry

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Ithrowawaay 10 points ago +11 / -1

Pede is out here with two stickies at the same time!

Bro...teach me.

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Texas-Centipede 6 points ago +7 / -1

I think testing is overrated. Test positive, test negative. Who cares? Testing doesn't change your infection state.

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Lemonadeon 2 points ago +3 / -1

But it does help with statistics, and with alerting other people you’ve interacted with.

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PlanetoftheFakes 1 point ago +1 / -0

The testing is all security theater, they can't possible run all those tests, it is a long and elaborate process to detect covid19:

Currently, RT-PCR is the only way to determine if a person has Covid-19. No other kinds of tests can yet distinguish the virus that causes it from influenza or the other dozen or so respiratory bugs that are circulating this time of year. “It’s a very standard, reliable technique used in microbiology labs almost everywhere that can be quickly applied to clinical testing,” says Louis Mansky, director for the Institute of Molecular Virology at the University of Minnesota. “It’s the fastest possible kind of test to develop.”

But until other kinds of tests can be developed and approved, all Covid-19 tests have to be conducted in a lab by trained technicians. They require PCR machines and people trained to use them, so they can’t be performed in a clinic or inside a patient’s home. Since PCR is such a workhorse of the biology world, lots of research labs at universities and hospitals have the necessary equipment and personnel, says Manksy. But in the US, only labs that have been certified by the federal Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services can process clinical samples. That approval process can take months. “We have one of the more cumbersome—or, you could say, diligent—regulatory systems for testing,” says Bruce Carlson, publisher of Kalorama Information, a market research firm that covers medical diagnostics. “We’re very concerned about false positives, just as damning as false negatives.”

The test itself only takes about a day to run if you have all the required reagents.

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nuhbin 4 points ago +4 / -0

not enough, need 5 a day for every american or else orange man bad

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MajorAppleHead [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Holy crap! This is sticky day for me somehow! Thank you mods!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 3 points ago +3 / -0

You do a lot of good for this community.

Maga on xir

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MajorAppleHead [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks! I love my fellow Pedes! I love our President!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 1 point ago +1 / -0

Back at you pede! We are going to continue to win bigly!

No brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,419,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.735 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the real life? TD bots are back?

Get MajorAH a brick!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165055 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2477825215412069424241440% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1814.95202661129699910007660 MILES WIDE and 483.700943199272624124502335 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's glorious. Now we have everything we need, right here. We home now pedes

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RahkeemTheMachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meanwhile cases will obviously spike and media gets more panic. And we stay inside until August.

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Austin713 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why do you think they’re harping on test kits? It increases the infected numbers at a faster rate and gives them a number to sensationalize people into buying more toilet paper

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RahkeemTheMachine 6 points ago +6 / -0

It also jams every retard with a cough into the doctors offices to get more people sick.

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Chrismont 4 points ago +5 / -1

You know what is going to make me mad. Odds are good the this will fall a bit short. It's life and that is a possibility. So lets say only 26.75 million are on time. Then the fucking fake news will pound on that just like jackass Bloomberg and his fake news ass article about taking 10 times the amount you should of a drug will kill you.

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Don69 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can anyone explain what the supposed benefit of testing is? From what I understand if you get this thing and you’re healthy, stay at home and fight it off in a few days to a week. What the fuck does it matter if you tested positive or not?? Is there some kind of reassuring satisfaction that comes with?? If you get it and have a serious problem then go to the hospital and they’ll help you through it. Even then what difference does the test make??? It’s not going to change anything they do to save you or make you better.

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Woohan 6 points ago +6 / -0

I might be able to help on some level. I work at a major hospital in a major city. We had a guy present for a routine visit, however he had shortness of breath, a major symptom of coronavirus. He was told to go home and wait it out. My colleague and I broke procedure and insisted he be evaluated at the ER (we got yelled at by our boss but so what). Turns out he had a pulmonary embolism (blood clot in the lung) that could have been fatal at any minute. It was scary how close he came to being written off as having the virus and sent home. So the benefit of testing as far as I can see is for all the people with both chronic and acute conditions who might be assumed to have the virus and actually do not. Ruling out the virus would assist medical professionals in treating the many, many other conditions people are dealing with. People are so blinded by this virus that they forget there are other illnesses going on that are essentially being ignored with potentially fatal consequences.

TLDR: testing can help with ruling out the virus so other potentially fatal illnesses can be diagnosed and treated.

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Don69 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can dig that. I would've had a fucking field day on my boss after winning that one. Take off the g-d blinders. When such a teeny tiny percentage of our population allegedly has this virus, why would we not be looking for other things, like a pulmonary embolism, while scratching the surface, instead of being laser focused on China Virus?? Scary.

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BidensLeftNut 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only ~10% of the people tested actually have the virus.

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Tyrone_biggums 2 points ago +4 / -2

That’s just not true... PCR is a ubiquitous technology. I don’t understand this whole “where are the tests” thing at all

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NADSAQ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mamma Mia! You want me to bake how many cookies! But that’s impossible!

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Shitlordstarklefevre 2 points ago +2 / -0

Assuming we approve the treatment that I’m not going to try and spell and we have enough tests, how long do we need to stay cooped up?

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Ebbie8708 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here in AZ that epic teacher strike a couple of years ago lasted like a week. No one who didn’t stay at home with their kids likes being around all day.

They announced school closure DURING spring break.

I’d say April will be the breaking point

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Texas-Centipede -2 points ago +1 / -3

I think mid-May will be the peak. Recovery by July. It's a long path. Right now we are in the "wtf there is no one sick why am i at home" state. But give it 8 weeks and shit gonna ramp up. A few viral videos of hospitals turning away patients. Them dying in the parking lot. People will freak out.

And that's if Medical Martial Law isn't implemented before then. Stay vigilant against the police state globalists. They are always lurking in the shadows. Shit could go south fast.

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jigglyp33n 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta go buy more toilet paper I guess!

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not_a_shill 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal media : Trump to only deliver tests for less than 10% of the US legal population.

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NYCforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

So now liberals are demanding more single use plastics?

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bluedevilga 2 points ago +2 / -0

The biggest story on CNN will be that only 26.9 million tests were ready to go on April 1st midnight East coast time. The president lied and people died.

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

why? They are all going to be used up by hypochondriac scared liberals demanding unnecessary testing.

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Thingthing22 1 point ago +1 / -0

Butbutburbur ther meDIa SaYS DruMPf hanDLe ThiS bAD. Herp derp.

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Juicebusters 1 point ago +1 / -0

Even though i have a thermometer and internal immune system (aka "i feel sick!") I damn well need a dozen tests ASAP!

I need one to take but then i need to take one the next day because since the time I take the first test I might have gotten infected. After the second test I need a third and really.. where's the damn 'Real Time' tests kits!?! Why weren't there real time test kits by January!?

Dammit I could have done 100 tests by now!!

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SD_Pede 0 points ago +1 / -1

Holy shit. That means they're planning on tests for almost 10% of our population in the next few weeks?

Has anybody heard stats on the percent of tests that have come back positive?

If it's even 4% we're going to have 1 million test positive.

And what happens after somebody tests negative then gets exposed afterward? We'll have people getting tested more than once. They're going to need to order more tests!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 0 points ago +3 / -3

Do you have it? Does anybody you know have it? Does anybody you know, know anyone that has it?

It's bullshit fake news.