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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,419,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.735 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is this the real life? TD bots are back?

Get MajorAH a brick!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165055 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2477825215412069424241440% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1814.95202661129699910007660 MILES WIDE and 483.700943199272624124502335 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TRIGGERED_BY_CHALK 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's glorious. Now we have everything we need, right here. We home now pedes