Even though i have a thermometer and internal immune system (aka "i feel sick!") I damn well need a dozen tests ASAP!

I need one to take but then i need to take one the next day because since the time I take the first test I might have gotten infected. After the second test I need a third and really.. where's the damn 'Real Time' tests kits!?! Why weren't there real time test kits by January!?

Dammit I could have done 100 tests by now!!