2014
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chumchilla 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like a ticket on the train, no brakes! I have four bricks in my luggage!

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,989,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.727 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165434 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3011641796288996353518272% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.11952725099698736252808 MILES WIDE and 484.811619382802504010256698 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!