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PaigeAshley [S] 22 points ago +22 / -0

Quad BRICKS!

NO BRAKES ON THE TRUMP TRAIN!!

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TrumpTrainBot 40 points ago +41 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,379,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.735 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Antiochus 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bricks are back on the menu?

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TrumpBrickBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165389 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2948259880353741177218912% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.62470527530701514139268 MILES WIDE and 484.679744901908454947304333 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Antiochus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hah it's worked!

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TrumpBrickBot 27 points ago +28 / -1

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165050 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2470782780308152182430400% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1814.89704639177589107550600 MILES WIDE and 483.686290479173285339729850 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Baldurson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yesssss! I've missed these hahaha

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deleted 15 points ago +15 / -0
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Darkheartisland 7 points ago +7 / -0

Don't remember cheese bot

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deleted 14 points ago +14 / -0
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Darkheartisland 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good bot

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Gyrfalcon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I remember when I first found T_D coat bots were running rampant. It was right around the Orlando nightclub shooting. Lots of rainbow coats requested then.

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deleted 2 points ago +2 / -0
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redstampede 13 points ago +13 / -0

I never got my brick because the bots were still being retooled. 😕🧱

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TrumpBrickBot 13 points ago +13 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165121 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2570785358783777016147168% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1815.67776550897562502440852 MILES WIDE and 483.894359104583896083499137 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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redstampede 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yay!

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drmariolutherking1 2 points ago +2 / -0

gimme a brick

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165450 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3034177588621531527313600% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.29546395346453304115400 MILES WIDE and 484.858508087120388121528650 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Space_Force 12 points ago +12 / -0

Walks up to mic, taps twice with index finger, clears throat.

Quad bricks

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TrumpBrickBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165253 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2756705645527192199958624% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1817.12924330433287687307236 MILES WIDE and 484.281190915206440001492741 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MAGA_CENTIPEDE 12 points ago +12 / -0

MODS = GODS

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PaigeAshley [S] 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes they are. 😉 👍🇺🇸🇦❗

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sustainable_saltmine 11 points ago +12 / -1

LUDICROUS BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 14 points ago +14 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 22 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165078 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2510220416890088736572224% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1815.20493562109409601310136 MILES WIDE and 483.768345711729582534455766 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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magnokor 10 points ago +10 / -0

Had no idea.

Buy Pepe.

Sell Pepe.

Patriot a coat, two bricks, this train has no brakes, MOAB?

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TrumpTrainBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,439,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.734 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

THAT'S 165054 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2476416728391285975879232% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1814.94103056739277749516248 MILES WIDE and 483.698012655252756367547838 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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holytrpbatman 8 points ago +9 / -1

No brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,589,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.732 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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dandylionsummer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trump Train is back! Mods are awesome!

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TrumpTrainBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,689,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.731 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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gnomenclature 5 points ago +6 / -1

Adorable.

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OhLollyLollyPop 4 points ago +4 / -0

I love that our bots are back. Thank you Mods!

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MAGAmemnon 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love the name

POP, ba-dum bum bum

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GuerillaYourDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m shittin’ bricks that our bots have joined us here on dot win!!

Ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 21 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165374 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2927132575041989451785792% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.45976461674369106768088 MILES WIDE and 484.635786741610438592986878 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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575guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can I get a brick please I just reported an illegal to ice 🇺🇸

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165318 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2848257301878116343502144% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1817.84398615810728119249016 MILES WIDE and 484.471676276497844203535046 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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575guy 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the best bots

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is it true?!?!?

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PaigeAshley [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sure is!

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RapidAsparagus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Somebody better get these patriots some bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165439 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3018684231392913595329312% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.17450747051809538709868 MILES WIDE and 484.826272102901842795029183 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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arcanum 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is there a coat bot? I never did get a coat on Reddit.

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Beardedpatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

No brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,929,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.728 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Smurfection 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes, Thank you mods, for everything on .win.

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Darkheartisland 3 points ago +3 / -0

Need a coat

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cincydan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want my brick, and my coat

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165353 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2897554347605537036179424% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.22884769475503736448436 MILES WIDE and 484.574245317193215696942441 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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cincydan 2 points ago +2 / -0

and do we have a trump train?

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TrumpTrainBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,909,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.728 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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BigleaguendTouchee 2 points ago +2 / -0

No brakes no bricks, just that glorious cold cold 30 ft steel steel

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,999,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.727 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165448 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3031360614579964630589184% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.27347186565608983132576 MILES WIDE and 484.852646999080652607619656 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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impera 2 points ago +2 / -0

So happy :) I dont know what unsung hero has switched these back on again, but thank you fine people for all you do.

We dont really need reminding that there are no brakes on this train, but the industrial-scale salt convoys revving up and getting underway again are a truly glorious thing. Two genders, two terms, two scoops!!

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,029,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.727 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TheNakedAmbassador 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 23 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165534 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3152490498367341189739072% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1820.21913164141914785394008 MILES WIDE and 485.104673784789279705706398 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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ChAoSKEKMarine 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make the Dems shit bricks!!!! BRICKS!!!!!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165452 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3036994562663098424038016% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.31745604127297625098224 MILES WIDE and 484.864369175160123635437644 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165384 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2941217445249823935407872% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.56972505578590711682208 MILES WIDE and 484.665092181809116162531848 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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clueless_expert 2 points ago +2 / -0

Awesome! Fuck Dreddit.

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll dual wield a few bricks.

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165388 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2946851393332957728856704% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.61370923140279353647856 MILES WIDE and 484.676814357888587190349836 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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workinating 2 points ago +2 / -0

Un mas brick por favor

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165390 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2949668367374524625581120% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.63570131921123674630680 MILES WIDE and 484.682675445928322704258830 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 2 points ago +2 / -0

This place is great. Fuck Reddit.

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Ameronaut 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 19 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165484 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3082066147328168771628672% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.66932944620806760823408 MILES WIDE and 484.958146583795891857981548 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TDBabyBite 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love this man so much. He somehow manages to impress even when we know how good of a president he is.

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aangler100 2 points ago +3 / -1

BEST NEWS OF THE WEEK! For Americans, working together, nothing is impossible.

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ramennov 2 points ago +2 / -0

If we don’t get the wall built and travel to Andromeda in one day by the end of Trump’s second term, I’ll be super disappointed in all of us

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vv33cl 2 points ago +2 / -0

No brakes

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,919,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.728 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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CaptRied 2 points ago +2 / -0

Never in my wildest dreams (and I’ve had some pretty wild dreams) did I ever imagine that the Trump Train could produce so much winning. The more wins it racks up the faster it goes. The faster is goes the more bricks it creates. The Trump Train has now transcended physics. No brakes ever conceived could stop something with this much mass and speed. The Trump Train is a perpetual brick spitting, wall building, winning machine! With no brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,099,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.726 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165464 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3053896406912499804384512% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.44940856812363550995168 MILES WIDE and 484.899535703398536718891608 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Mr_Dangerous 2 points ago +2 / -0

TEN FEET TALLER

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Bacontastegood 2 points ago +2 / -0

So do we get coats also?

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MAG_n_KAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

C....c...can I get a brick please?

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165535 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3153898985388124638101280% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1820.23012768532336945885420 MILES WIDE and 485.107604328809147462660895 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MAG_n_KAG 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks BrickBot. Youre the best!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165537 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3156715959429691534825696% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1820.25211977313181266868244 MILES WIDE and 485.113465416848882976569889 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpTrainBot 7 points ago +7 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,389,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.735 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 6 points ago +6 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165207 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2691915242571153575297056% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1816.62342528473868304702284 MILES WIDE and 484.146385890292523181585879 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!