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Kerra_Holt 16 points ago +16 / -0

Listen here, you horse-faced pony soldier, we'll go outside right now and I'll kick your ass in a push-up contest! You're full of shit! Nobody listens to Cornflake Jackson and nobody ever called it the Shanghai Shivers, it was the Kung Flu. I knew a guy who had Kung Flu once and you didn't mess with him because back in those days, back in my day, you wore grease in your hair and that's why they called them greasers and you always carried a chain to attach to your wallet so you didn't lose it. Anyways the Kung Flu was serious business and the guy I knew who had it they called him Jumpin' Jimmy because he could flip out and kick you right in the face like it was nothing. Nobody ever arrested him because Jumpin' Jimmy knew Kung Flu and he was a bad dude who hung out with lots of really bad dudes. You can believe that. Nobody needs Covid-14's and nobody has any business having Covid-14's. And I'm not trying to take that away from you and anyone who says I am is full of shit.

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theWarmStone 9 points ago +9 / -0

CornPop-19

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TheSwiftPepe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Covid-14's rofl

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Kek_Johnson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Winnie the flu.