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FreedomFromGovt 9 points ago +9 / -0

They wish! Rural dwellers are, by definition, 'socially distanced'. It stands to reason that they'd be the least susceptible. Leftist urbanites, however, packed together asshole-to-elbow, actually do have something to worry about. And..."sadly"...seriously?? Puhleez! WashPoop is positively gleeful fantasizing about the possibility of Wuflu running amok among Trump supporters.

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BuffaloReaper94 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Rural voters don’t head to the polls sidestepping hobos crapping on the sidewalk and jackasses licking toilet seats. Kind of doubt they’ll need all that many ICU beds.

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Suckitspez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can confirm! I don’t know about other states but Michigan has no cases in rural areas. The county by county map shows all cases are in urban areas. Rural areas are basically untouched.

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BuffaloReaper94 2 points ago +2 / -0

Michigan pede, myself. Hiding out up north.

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Crisgocentipede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do any of these reporters even step foot in a hospital and count beds??

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throwaway7927608 2 points ago +2 / -0

Most of us will stay home and sleep it off. I never go to the doctor. Whenever I have a kidney stone I buy a 12 pack and a bottle of Jack and piss that fucker out.

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RobertSparks777 2 points ago +2 / -0

We had 8 years of Obama. We'll just use all the extra beds Obama gave rural America.