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() 🔥 FIRE & FURY 💥
posted ago by TrumpFortyFive +547 / -0
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TrumpBrickBot 5 points ago +5 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165330 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2865159146127517723848640% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1817.97593868495794045145960 MILES WIDE and 484.506842804736257286989010 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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BarrBQ 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll take one brick, please.

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165329 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2863750659106734275486432% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1817.96494264105371884654548 MILES WIDE and 484.503912260716389530034513 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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BarrBQ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh that's fast!

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,889,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.728 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 40 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165430 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3006007848205862560069440% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.07554307538010094287160 MILES WIDE and 484.799897206723032982438710 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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bro1979 2 points ago +2 / -0

I took the train about 4 years ago, and keep looking forward.

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fusreedah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Times are tough for me right now with the Chinese virus and all, but I've scraped together enough money to donate this humble brick.

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165453 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3038403049683881872400224% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.32845208517719785589636 MILES WIDE and 484.867299719179991392392141 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Ameronaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

LUDICROUS BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 25 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165509 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3117278322847754980683872% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.94423054381360773108708 MILES WIDE and 485.031410184292585781843973 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166170 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4048288243585614348103360% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1827.21261556450408857932040 MILES WIDE and 486.968499781425173128766490 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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chewsoap 1 point ago +1 / -0

How about a coat?

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redblaine 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a coat bot as well right?

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Ameronaut 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think so

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TheNakedAmbassador 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was coat bot:

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A COAT! THATS 210,801 COATS HANDED OUT!

We are 74.77% of our goal to coat the 281,944 great people of Newark, New Jersey. Let's make sure everyone gets a coat in the United States! For every Centipede a coat, for every coat a Centipede!

This bot was created by devious1087, feedback always welcome. Meme Reference!

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not_a_shill 1 point ago +1 / -0

four bricks please!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165443 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3024318179476047388778144% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.21849164613498180675516 MILES WIDE and 484.837994278981313822847171 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Lol_Garrus 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont stock up on toilet paper, i stock up on TRIPLE BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165445 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3027135153517614285502560% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.24048373394342501658340 MILES WIDE and 484.843855367021049336756165 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Trumptastic88 1 point ago +1 / -0

That deserves some QUAD BRICKS

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

QUAD DAMAGE!

FOUR BRICKS! FOOOOOOOOUUUUUUR! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THIS CENTIPEDE IS ABOUT TO DOMINATE!!!

THAT'S 165380 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.2935583497166690141959040% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Lets make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1818.52574088016902069716560 MILES WIDE and 484.653370005729645134713860 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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MAGA_MAN92 1 point ago +1 / -0

This train has no brakes!

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TrumpTrainBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,159,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.725 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165446 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3028543640538397733864768% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.25147977784764662149752 MILES WIDE and 484.846785911040917093710662 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!