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TrumpTrainBot 53 points ago +53 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 354,939,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.728 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Magamagadingdong 32 points ago +32 / -0

WHEN DID THE BOT GET HERE?? TRUMP TRAIN!!

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TrumpTrainBot 23 points ago +23 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,039,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.726 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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ADAM_SCHITT 16 points ago +16 / -0

BRICK

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TrumpBrickBot 16 points ago +16 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165511 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3120095296889321877408288% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1819.96622263162205094091532 MILES WIDE and 485.037271272332321295752967 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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GilaMonsterous 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 10 points ago +10 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 38 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165576 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3211646953240246020951808% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1820.68096548539645526033312 MILES WIDE and 485.227756633623725497795272 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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AlphaNathan 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trainbot!!!

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gplumbcrazy 4 points ago +4 / -0

is the coat bot up too

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eli5_pants 8 points ago +8 / -0

GET THIS MAN A COAT!!!

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xzibit_b 6 points ago +6 / -0

I guess this one will have to do..