"Yeah... the building has asbestos. Our report is private, national security and all that. Have your meetings in Kansas while we figure it out. Oh you don't like Kansas? How about Anchorage? Bangor, Maine? You guys are so picky. Minot, North Dakota! That is the spot. If you don't like it leave... ungrateful U.N."
Geezus, Minot Nort Dakota? What have they ever done to piss off anyone bad enough to get stuck with the UN? Nah, put it in Grand Forks. That place will freeze your UN nuts.
"Yeah... the building has asbestos. Our report is private, national security and all that. Have your meetings in Kansas while we figure it out. Oh you don't like Kansas? How about Anchorage? Bangor, Maine? You guys are so picky. Minot, North Dakota! That is the spot. If you don't like it leave... ungrateful U.N."
Geezus, Minot Nort Dakota? What have they ever done to piss off anyone bad enough to get stuck with the UN? Nah, put it in Grand Forks. That place will freeze your UN nuts.
The U.N. is the ultimate "Not In My Back Yard!" Ha! Ha! I hadn't thought of that!
As far as Minot goes, the Chair Force is getting pretty woke these days. They might welcome it. General Curtis LeMay must be rolling in his grave.