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BigLeagueComics 18 points ago +18 / -0

Great. Now keep them closed forever.

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nufosmatic 15 points ago +15 / -0

Meanwhile, Illinois Governor Pritzker makes gun and ammunition store "essential".

This is a Good SUNDAY GUNDAY!

To coin a phase: "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition..."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUOPvtVZwo8

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marsajane1949 13 points ago +13 / -0

These people are sick. In no way, shape, or form is an abortion an 'essential medical procedure'. Nothing is essential if you have the option and the time to debate if you want to do it or not.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 10 points ago +10 / -0

Near-zero abortions are essential.

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Dialectic 9 points ago +9 / -0

The corons be savin lives. NO BRAKES!

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TrumpTrainBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,059,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.726 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

The coronavirus saved me from being murdered by Mom!

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IndigoAura 1 point ago +2 / -1

I feel sorry for these unwanted kids, though. Future gangbangers. Winning the battle is not winning the war.

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splink 6 points ago +6 / -0

Good, maybe the delay will make some of those women (and the men who often are pressuring them) to reconsider the incredible value of that little real bona-fide human child developing there and some will escape being murdered.

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DeploraBen 5 points ago +5 / -0

Let me guess. They're using the half a percent of cases to try to justify the other 99.5% that are done as contraception.

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MAGA-Forever 2 points ago +2 / -0

If more states follow suit, the Chinese Virus might save more lives than it takes

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lifeisahologram 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wear. A. Fucking. Condom.

Literally the only chance of getting pregnant, without your consent, is in the case of rape. Every other dick you allow to enter without a condom is a deliberate choice to have a child.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

God Lucifer forbid we close down the baby-murder centers for a week or two. Pure evil.

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IndigoAura 1 point ago +1 / -0

But elites need baby parts to snack on!