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MythArcana 88 points ago +88 / -0

I'm in California communist lockdown mode, surrounded by moronic libtard trigglypuffs 24/7 for what is looking like months since Gargoyle can't manage L.A. worth a shit.

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AlphaNathan 39 points ago +39 / -0

God speed

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SwampDrainerLocal911 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fren, you’re biggest threat is a free-range triggly who has not eaten for at least 15 minutes. Be prepared as their husband and boyfriend will distract while she/zher/her raids your pantry for carbs.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 7 points ago +7 / -0

How’s the marbling on an adult Triggly? I’m also concerned that the meat to fat ratio will result with too little to eat.

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WinningVirginia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going to have to render some of that fat out into Triggly Lard. Use it to make pie crust.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great idea! The remaining fat can be combined with lye to wash hipsters.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Triggly is a very salty meat. It pairs well with any type of soy dish.

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Pede 18 points ago +18 / -0

The trigglypuffs are venturing out into open space now that they can't hang out at cafes in the cities. Hard to get away from them.

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buco 5 points ago +5 / -0

And watch out for the little trigglys, they will cough and sneeze all over you while they fight each other the the last chip.

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful, no eye contact & no sudden movements

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

F

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 8 points ago +8 / -0

F

Escape From LA

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Toughsky_Shitsky 59 points ago +59 / -0

Any city that allows people to shit on the sidewalk is not culturally superior to flyover country.

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SwampSwan 27 points ago +27 / -0

Hell, even our dogs know enough to go off into the woods to shit.

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IncredibleMrE1 12 points ago +12 / -0

How dare you insult dogs like this by comparing liberals to them.

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SwampSwan 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ackchully...I was placing our 4 legged friends well above the sidewalk-shitters and those who allow sidewalk-shitting to happen in their shithole cities.

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IncredibleMrE1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Their cities don't have any woods for them to shit in, bigot! Where else do you expect them to go if not on the sidewalk? Stop spreading white privilege and hate speech!

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Major_Nutt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even cats can be trained to use toilets. There really is no excuse.

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independentbystander 1 point ago +1 / -0

WEW LAD!!! That's how you trigger the reeeeeeeeee right there!

My "friends"/family in LA and other Democrat Stronghold Sanctuary Cities are still smugging it up about their "superiority" (as the China Virus decimates their population density.)

>In other Hypocrite Hilarity, the DNC/Media Matters (or whatever they are calling CTR/ShariaBlue/"American" Bridge now) must have sent out a newsletter on this a couple of days ago. The hard-Left TDS cases have been posting (in unison) condescending "ackshually, we can all agree that everyone is OK with socialism now, because all you filthy racist Deplorables seem to be happy with Orange Man Bad sending out stimulus checks reeeeeeeeeee" which is pure propaganda and willful ignorance. One of the screechiest (that I know personally) is just butthurt that he makes over $150,000, so he won't be getting the amount of help that mere commoners will receive.

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PyroSphere 27 points ago +27 / -0

Pepe giving the femdyke and soiboi the only virtue signal that matters.

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IncredibleMrE1 24 points ago +24 / -0

Bubonic plague was spread by rats in nasty overcrowded cities with feces-covered streets.

History is repeating itself.

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KekistanPM 22 points ago +22 / -0

Saw a libtard on another board complaining that ONLY CONSERVATIVES were the ones hoarding supplies.

Sigh.

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cccpneveragain 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah I went on a local Reddit to find out some info about local restaurants that were open and such. There's a lot of good info since we're still purple here.

With it being Reddit though, there's a heavy dose of liberal garbage: "Texas will be hit hard by COVID-19 because we're a state filled with dumb fuck Trump supporters.", "Texas is so full of people that are full of shit it will be very bad here."

Then there's a post about a local factory that produces masks hiring 75 people right now to help. The responses are "working here absolutely blows", "$11.50 an hour shameful".

I've not witnessed a single person not trying to be responsible and I've been out of the house almost every day since everything went crazy.

Edit: When I say not responsible I mean with respect to keeping out of big groups and social spacing. There's plenty of hoarding morons.

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NormaJeanRocks 17 points ago +17 / -0

I needed a good laugh

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cbonez416 14 points ago +14 / -0

I fucking live in nyc. I've visited other states and planned to move out of this commie cesspool asap. I cant wait. My wife and I are the only ones with balls to fly a trump flag. Even in the face of globalism failure they dont get it. Fuck these commies and their braindead leaders.

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captainweasel 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hello fellow NY’er. Have you seen our lovely governor saying not to instill panic but this could go on for 6-8 months. They fucking love this shit.

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Lurking-My-Life-Away 11 points ago +11 / -0

Why is it the city dwellers that feel the need to tell the rest of us, who love in clean and pristine lands, that we must clean up the environment?

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PolarBears4Trump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

Aha! "The Bronx Salute," in real life

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pepe_lives_matter 1 point ago +1 / -0

You’ve got my Shadilay, fren!

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DittoHead 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wondering how many patients are illegals taking hospital beds from American citizens.

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The_God_Emperor [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

one is too many, the hundreds of thousands that are need to be wheeled right across the border

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MeanMisterMustardCap 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why do they always look like that?

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Tendies4Patriots 4 points ago +4 / -0

No cucks allowed!

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themightykekfish 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm glad i live in montana.

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pepe_lives_matter 2 points ago +2 / -0

FRENS ONLY