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MythArcana 88 points ago +88 / -0

I'm in California communist lockdown mode, surrounded by moronic libtard trigglypuffs 24/7 for what is looking like months since Gargoyle can't manage L.A. worth a shit.

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AlphaNathan 39 points ago +39 / -0

God speed

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SwampDrainerLocal911 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fren, you’re biggest threat is a free-range triggly who has not eaten for at least 15 minutes. Be prepared as their husband and boyfriend will distract while she/zher/her raids your pantry for carbs.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 7 points ago +7 / -0

How’s the marbling on an adult Triggly? I’m also concerned that the meat to fat ratio will result with too little to eat.

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WinningVirginia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going to have to render some of that fat out into Triggly Lard. Use it to make pie crust.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Triggly is a very salty meat. It pairs well with any type of soy dish.

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Pede 18 points ago +18 / -0

The trigglypuffs are venturing out into open space now that they can't hang out at cafes in the cities. Hard to get away from them.

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buco 5 points ago +5 / -0

And watch out for the little trigglys, they will cough and sneeze all over you while they fight each other the the last chip.

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polish_snausage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be careful, no eye contact & no sudden movements

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IncredibleMrE1 16 points ago +16 / -0

F

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 8 points ago +8 / -0

F

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