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SwampDrainerLocal911 34 points ago +34 / -0

Fren, you’re biggest threat is a free-range triggly who has not eaten for at least 15 minutes. Be prepared as their husband and boyfriend will distract while she/zher/her raids your pantry for carbs.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 7 points ago +7 / -0

How’s the marbling on an adult Triggly? I’m also concerned that the meat to fat ratio will result with too little to eat.

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WinningVirginia 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're going to have to render some of that fat out into Triggly Lard. Use it to make pie crust.

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SwampDrainerLocal911 4 points ago +4 / -0

Great idea! The remaining fat can be combined with lye to wash hipsters.

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workinating 1 point ago +1 / -0

Triggly is a very salty meat. It pairs well with any type of soy dish.