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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would like one hundred ludicrous bricks please.

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TrumpBrickBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 16 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165716 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3408835136149928791660928% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1822.22041163198747994830992 MILES WIDE and 485.638032796405211471424852 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!