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TheBigCanadianValley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just two bricks for right now, please.

Never mind...make it a ludicrous amount!

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TrumpBrickBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY FUCK! THAT'S DOUBLE BRICKS! GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK IN EACH HAND!

THAT'S 165732 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3431370928482463965456256% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1822.39634833445502562693584 MILES WIDE and 485.684921500723095582696804 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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TheBigCanadianValley 2 points ago +2 / -0

Changed my mind. Ludicrous bricks, please!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 35 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 165770 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3484893435272235003220160% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1822.81419800281544661367240 MILES WIDE and 485.796282173478070346967690 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!