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rivertrek 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hi, I was just hired as part of the crew building the wall on the southern border? My foreman sent me here to pick up some supplies? Said the order was ready for pick up? Name? Oh, of course.
Jones. Brick Jones. Why do you as-----!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 165818 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.3552500812269840524606144% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1823.34200811021808364955016 MILES WIDE and 485.936948286431722680783546 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!