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MeSewCorny 3 points ago +3 / -0

You beat me to it

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AslanFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn, that's been driving me NUTS! When I first saw NEWS SOURCES calling it "Marshall Law" I was looking all over the place for it. It never dawned upon me on the first day that they were just more ignorant than I thought they were.

SPEZ: No real offense meant, OP.

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Deplora 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been thinking we could use a martial law bot around here. But given that Marco Rubio did the same thing in a tweet, and then also flubbed the correction before giving up completely, the "Marshall" law-fearing pedes are in pretty decent company. https://twitter.com/marcorubio/status/1239674274631294977

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Q1776 8 points ago +8 / -0

Isn’t this unconstitutional? “All gatherings between people who don’t live in a single household are banned.”

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Spez_Isacuck 4 points ago +5 / -1

Who’s Marshall?

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 6 points ago +6 / -0

Must mean Eminem. He's from Michigan.

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Logan051361 3 points ago +4 / -1

Same in Ohio.

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CommieStain 2 points ago +4 / -2

The governor of Michigan has not announced anything yet. She’s set to speak in a few minutes.

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SirPokeSmottington 1 point ago +1 / -0

Link?