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Lol, True! (media.patriots.win) HIGH ENERGY
posted ago by PaigeAshley ago by PaigeAshley +277 / -0
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Gonzo262 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's not true at all. When you buy the 237th you have that "Don't tell Mere" look. Now if you were real careful when picking that wife the reason you don't want to tell her is because she is going to want to add it to her collection. That awesome little subcompact 9mm, good luck ever getting that one back.

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TyrannyBuster 3 points ago +3 / -0

Love the demolition ranch reference.

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

HOLY SHIT!!!

I HAVE THAT EXACT FACE BECAUSE AS I WRITE THIS THERE ARE 237 UPVOTES!!!

I am not upvoting because I don't want to spoil this perfect moment!!!

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PaigeAshley [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Woah, you're right! I'm giving you an upvote, Dudemanfoo for pointing that out! Love you're username, so fun!

Have some ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 2 points ago +2 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 13 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 166480 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4484919220028483340387840% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1830.62138917481278610269760 MILES WIDE and 487.876968427584177784660560 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!