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JustinG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Welcome aboard! We’ll except you with open arms. It will be one hell of a ride on the Trump train. There’s more greatness to come. Excited for you to be with us!

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TrumpTrainBot 4 points ago +5 / -1

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,559,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.72 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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Apersonofinterest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah! Train bot is back! How about a brick and a coat?

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TrumpBrickBot 4 points ago +4 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166486 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4493370142153184030561088% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1830.68736543823811573218232 MILES WIDE and 487.894551691703384326387542 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!