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Lamech_Slade 36 points ago +36 / -0

I don't believe one bit of that story. What's the over/under on how many days before it comes out she poisoned her husband to murder him and is using a TDS defense to cover it up....

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namaste_trump 16 points ago +16 / -0

next on dateline....

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OGpsywar 9 points ago +9 / -0

'Something something child, something something tears in their eyes, something something Drumpf trying hurt innocent people with scary low-cost malaria cure..'

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RlzJohnnyM 31 points ago +31 / -0

What they ate was over the counter Marine Ich medication.

Chloroquine the anti malaria drug is only available with prescription

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PowerWordKek 19 points ago +19 / -0

I heard Tide Pods can cure the Wuhan Chicken Flu.

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OGpsywar 8 points ago +8 / -0

!! There are some Tide Pods near the dog food!! How many do we eat? Do we take them by mouth, or the other way?? Better do both to make sure, can never be too safe.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tide Pod suppositories FTW.

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M3CJC 28 points ago +28 / -0

Hahaha listen to that retard try to blame the president for taking fish bowl cleaner. Can’t make this shit up

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Trumper007 24 points ago +24 / -0

phosphate anything will kill you tard. AND SHE'S THE ONE THAT FOUND IT AND SUGGESTED IT. SHE KILLED HER HUSBAND

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PowerWordKek 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like possible manslaughter.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 4 points ago +4 / -0

These retards saw the word "chloroquine" and disregarded the important "phosphate" part. I can only imagine that if someone suggested adding sodium chloride to improve the flavor of food, these people would find a container of sodium hypochlorite and add it to their soup.

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namaste_trump 21 points ago +21 / -0

sensible person: if you have a heart block, getting a bypass might help.

moron: cuts open their heart with a kitchen knife.

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chinita_atx 17 points ago +17 / -0

Idiots. DJT didn't tell people to be idiots.

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namaste_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

yes, chloroquine does not cure stupidity.

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PowerWordKek 14 points ago +14 / -0

Darwin called... Asked how the hell did you 2 make it to age 61 and 68?

Sorry about your loss but c'mon.

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sun_wolf 10 points ago +10 / -0

They probably don’t even exist.

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OGpsywar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Frankly, that was my impression.

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SameCookiePseudonym 12 points ago +13 / -1

You would have to be dumb as a doorknob to watch what Trump said and conclude "Trump said it's safe, let's try it."

Also who the fuck told them to "take chloroquinne as a preventative measure?!" The fuck?? If you self-prescibe exotic drugs to yourself when you aren't even showing symptoms, and it's Trump's fault, there is something wrong with you

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Trumper007 17 points ago +17 / -0

Nah - it was fish tank cleaner!

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spyWspy 4 points ago +5 / -1

There is talk of chloroquine as a preventive measure. But it’s only available by prescription, so I don’t know what the heck they have.

Dosing is also a thing. Don’t eat more than a kilogram of salt in one sitting.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fish tank chemicals.

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JerryJerryJerry 1 point ago +1 / -0

You would have to be dumb as a doorknob to watch what Trump said and conclude "Trump said it's safe, let's try it."

Whatever you say Mrs. Clinton. :/

They also said he took "a teaspoon" on the stuff. (Assuming unweighed) I'm willing to bet that was assumed to be the standard dose of any substance in that household. One dose I found was 400-600mg/day, often split into two half doses. So according to one panic headline: "Taking 2g, only four times the max daily dose all at once could be fatal!" 2g of vitamin D-3 can kill you too.

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jdovejr 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fucking idiots.

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SamQuentin1 9 points ago +9 / -0

Death by media hysteria

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V_exodus 8 points ago +8 / -0

The took the version used in aquariums to treat fish

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SD_Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

Cuomo is giving it out in New York tomorrow. Why not blame him too if you're going to go around blaming people for your own stupidity?

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1standboobs 7 points ago +7 / -0

Darwin wins this round. This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. Eating tide pods makes more sense.

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foom 7 points ago +7 / -0

They ate a fish tank cleaner.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 6 points ago +6 / -0

LEFTIST MEDIA IS LYING ABOUT THE COUPLE WHO DIED - They ate FISH TANK CLEANER not the drug hydroxychloroquine!!! Enemy of the people!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8144449/Man-dies-wife-critical-care-took-fish-tank-cleaner-cure-coronavirus.html

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cyberpunkstreetart 6 points ago +6 / -0

A fucking TABLESPOON?!?! The recommended dose is like 500mgs/day, they just OD'd HARDCORE!

And like another post said, it wasn't even the right form of the drug!

PROPAGANDA!

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Poonjazzler1 6 points ago +7 / -1

They literally swallowed fish tank cleaner. Enemy of the people

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CherryBomb 6 points ago +6 / -0

There is no cure for stupid. I bet their spare bedroom holds all the missing TP.

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johnbillaby 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump isn't allowed to talk about anything anymore because some people are incredibly stupid.

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Winrar_ChiknDinr 5 points ago +5 / -0

How in the world did these people make it to be over 60 years old without killing themselves already?!?!

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GodKingHarambe 4 points ago +4 / -0

“HE KILLED MY MURRY WITH KOI MEDICINE JUST LIKE HE KILLED THOSE KOI BY OVERFEEDING THEM!!!!”

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irongeek 4 points ago +4 / -0

someone gotta remind her someone ate the wrong kind of product that was meant for cleaning the aquarium

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gargoyle 3 points ago +3 / -0

Orange man bad! He told me to drink water because it was good for me and I drank so much I got water toxemia and died.

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ncmarc 3 points ago +3 / -0

1 teaspoon each? thats a LOTTTTTT

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yep, especially when you are ingesting fucking fish tank chemicals.

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Smurfection 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's hydrochloroquine that is being used to treat patients with the Chinese Virus. It's not chloroquine phosphate which is an aquarium cleaner. I am sorry that she and her husband didn't know the difference between the two different substances but don't drink aquarium cleaner and don't eat Tide Pods.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sometimes stupidity results in death. This is one of those times.

"I looked in the pantry and saw some fish tank chemicals that had a similar name to what Orange Man talked about on TV, and I figured, herp, derp, why not take a teaspoonful to prevent the virus!"

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grenades_and_ham 1 point ago +1 / -0

I keep fish tank chemicals in my pantry as well. Never know when some friends might drop by.

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cook_does 1 point ago +2 / -1

A crazy dumb bitch takes a raw helping of something that normally comes with a prescription and kills her husband with it? She should be in jail for murder. This is like taking a teaspoon of rat poison because you heard that some blood thinners share the same ingredients and wanted to prevent a stroke

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CosmoKramer 1 point ago +1 / -0

no. fish tank cleaner does not come with a prescription. ever.