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67Vert 203 points ago +203 / -0

He's had a week to prepare for this. His presentation should have been flawless. He still bumbled it. He's not mentally fit to be POTUS. Creepy Joe should just stay home and enjoy his grand children

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OGAmerica 33 points ago +36 / -3

Probably live, should have taped ut

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PatrickSebast 40 points ago +40 / -0

If they are going live out of his living room when no one is asking for it then his campaign staff and advisors are either awful or unable to restrain him from doing clearly stupid things.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 13 points ago +13 / -0

Idiots. They could have just pretended it was live and made it look good with many takes who is running this shit show??

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Continue 18 points ago +18 / -0

I would guess that's exactly what they did, but this is the best they could get out of him. He probably didn't have the energy for more than a couple takes.

They've been trying to hide Joe Biden as much as possible for weeks, there's no way they would put him out live without needing to.

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 12 points ago +12 / -0

You're probably right, but none of this makes any sense at all. How could they end up with such an obviously unfit candidate? VERY ODD

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Continue 12 points ago +12 / -0

It is pretty amazing. Over 300 million people in this country and that's the best they can do?

If I had to guess, it's because when you've got a lot of corrupt money flowing around trying to buy government power, it's a risk to try to bring in new people. So you end up with a bunch of people who have spent decades in politics who have been promoted based primarily on their willingness to sell out rather than their competence. And not surprisingly, they aren't very talented at much else other than selling themselves out.

So there's a complete lack of organizational talent at the top of the democratic party and we get a slew of around two dozen of these hanger-on leeches coming out for the Democratic primary. But they're all absolutely terrible and most have virtually zero charisma (and most are hated by black people within their own party), so somehow Joe Biden pretty much ends up winning by default as the Democratic establishment just needs SOMEONE to win (they don't want Bernie).

Another factor that contributed to the above was probably Hillary Clinton herself. Essentially the figurehead of the party as Obama's term came to an end, she was notorious for being completely unwilling to accept disagreement or advice from others and of course ends up with a bunch of yes-men under her. But herself being completely incompetent, focused entirely on her own coronation, and without even presenting a set of campaign issues she tried to run on other than "I'm not Donald Trump," her failure left the Democrats with literally nothing but organizational chaos and a power vacuum at the head of the party after the 2016 election.

Due to her exceptional failure, Hillary Clinton actually ended up being an incredible gift to conservatives.

That's about the best I can think of to explain the situation, because if you step back and look it truly is remarkable that a candidate like Joe Biden, barely even able to string a couple of sentences together, can somehow emerge the winner of the Democratic presidential nomination. (Assuming he manages to wrap up the nomination before he has a public dementia moment so severe even the media can't ignore it anymore.)

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +4 / -1

Trump represents the gleaming FUTURE...Space Force! Landing men on Mars! Unlimited energy! The American renaissance! Reaching new heights!

Biden represents the PAST....and not a great one worth remembering, either. Recession, business closures, war, racism...

WE GOT THIS FOLKS.! JUST GOTTA VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

So he doesn't.

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Buce-Nudo 2 points ago +2 / -0

They didn't even need Stacey Abrams's green screen.

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Choomguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deep fake creepyjoe V1 is glitchy, needs debugged.

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Assault-Covfefe 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fuck it! WE'LL DO IT LIVE!

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NormaJeanRocks 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wait this really went out? I thought it was a deleted fuck up scene, wow.

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magabigleague2 14 points ago +14 / -0

Him motioning for someone to move his note card up was hilarious!

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ColoRobo 30 points ago +30 / -0

Creepy Joe should just stay home and enjoy his grand children

LOL

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Adokin 12 points ago +12 / -0

FUCK IT WE’LL DO IT LIVE

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FliesTheFlag 9 points ago +9 / -0

FUCKING THING SUCKS!

For those who dont know what these are from,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Jd-xhYygk

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget the dance remix https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppum72Zqxq8

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hunter’s daughter who is like 19 and still gets kissed on the lips by creepy grandpa Joe

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cash reward for photos showing tongue! PM me for details.

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CQVFEFE 0 points ago +1 / -1

one granddaughter he has incestual relations with

Sauce please

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ChelseaHubbell 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pause

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Snoozebum 23 points ago +23 / -0

He can’t understand what to do or say so he has to read a script

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deleted 17 points ago +19 / -2
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Shroudedf8 10 points ago +10 / -0

That was awesome. Never saw that before, thanks!

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Hawkman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wow can’t beliebe I never saw this piece of gold before. Fucking encapsulates so much of why I love the guy, he’s fucking AMAZING!

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

Aaaayyy Trump shitting on crappy teleprompter subcontractors!! Hilarious, thanks

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Diversity hire.

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SordidPontification 9 points ago +9 / -0

He's not even mentally fit to be sniffing out COVID-19 positive children.

I'd say what I really think about Biden, but I think you guys might've seen it already.

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TheMagaladon 67 points ago +67 / -0

Look sick, here's the deal, three things. Number one, that's malarkey, number two, come on man, number three, you're full of shit, and number five, me and my good friend Barack America were the FIRST to walk on Mars in 19-diggety-nine, we did it, FIRST! So go vote for Biden/Corn Pop 30330 for U.S. Senate, or else go vote for the other guy, got it Jack? That's it. Period. My times up, why am I stopping?

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bubadmt 17 points ago +17 / -0

Look copy, here's the deal. I'm the original poster of this, you know, the thing.. and I approve this message. If you don't like it, then we can take it outside man, do some pushups, then we'll see the thing. I'd love to take you behind the gym, right after I get my daily sniffs at the local kindergartner playground. That's not malarkey, period. PERIOD. That's it, period.

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Philhelm 3 points ago +3 / -0

You're full of shit!

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mugatucrazypills 7 points ago +7 / -0

Beat it down there. Keep punching at it !

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T-Bear 7 points ago +7 / -0

Look, fat...beat it? I don't beat it, I sniff it. How's about you n' me throw down for some push-ups?

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garmentofpraise 2 points ago +2 / -0

😂😂😂

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Herecomedatpresident 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just spit out my coffee, thanks

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trailerman168233 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who are his masters? This dude wins we in trouble.

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Donald_John_Trump 9 points ago +10 / -1

A fellow by the name George Soros.

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ProphetOfKek 46 points ago +47 / -1

Clottin’ Eye Joe!

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The_Only_Abe 7 points ago +7 / -0

Biden didn't do a jig off the stage though

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Philhelm 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not true. There's that other recent video where he meanders off screen while talking.

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mugatucrazypills 2 points ago +2 / -0

Found gen X

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BladderBeerPoopin 17 points ago +17 / -0

Fat, shut your mouth!

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WeThoughtYouWasAToad 8 points ago +8 / -0

Don't tell me that, pal, or I'm going to go out and slap you in the face!

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BladderBeerPoopin 8 points ago +8 / -0

You're fulla shit!

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GrimCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shoosh. Shoosh.

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xBigCoffinHunter 30 points ago +30 / -0

Man it would be sad if he weren’t a kiddie diddlin piece of shit

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CQVFEFE 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's what makes it sad.

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PremiumPatriotPepe 9 points ago +9 / -0

And then suddenly the video would somehow break twitter's guidelines and they would quickly have it removed. Funny how that happens.

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mugatucrazypills 3 points ago +3 / -0

He should retweet the entire thing. Just say it's in the interest of fairtime

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T-Bear 23 points ago +24 / -1

It's ALL about power for the Democrat.

They care NOTHING for people...just for their own craven bloodlust for raw, naked power. People are either the means for obtaining it, or are roadblocks to obtaining it.

and in many respects, this isn't about giving Trump a victory. It's ALL about being too busy now PUNISHING us for daring to reject her highness, Queen Hillary.

Remember this when this man losing his way in front of a teleprompter comes up for a vote this November...

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SameCookiePseudonym 15 points ago +15 / -0

People voted for this guy

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Yuri_Gagarin 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't call them people. Wouldn't call them human either. Joe is a known pedofile.

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HeavyVetting 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they still will.

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Picador20 11 points ago +11 / -0

Sorry, Joe, this sub-par performance rates only two sniffs of a little girl's head out of five.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

That's the worst green screen job I've seen in a while.

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +5 / -0

Come on! He's just in his study, like any ordinary American has!

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somenobody 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worse than network hurricane coverage where they greenscreen them in the middle of a storm but don't even bother setting up a fan to make it look like they're actually outside in the wind?

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OGAmerica 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why does he have a podium with his name in his living room, why Lord, why?

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ArchieInTheBunker 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Look, I've spoke enough." - Joe 2020

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 7 points ago +7 / -0

Will someone send this to the times? They apparently havent seen this clip yet

Also, what reserve doctor army is he talking about? Im pretty sure the vast majority of people who are medical professionals are currently working. Is that incorrect?

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BladderBeerPoopin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably had the best PCP that Joe could buy.

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hillaryforprison 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow, they can't just record it in advance? What a joke, if this guy fumbles around with his video equipment, how would he run the #1 country in the world?

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SD_Pede 7 points ago +7 / -0

The worst part is how they staged the shot with the flag in the background, the messy bookcase, the ugly lamp. The whole thing is amateur hour.

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ArchieInTheBunker 7 points ago +7 / -0

What is this reserve corps of doctors and nurses Sleepy Joe is referring to? Do we also have a strategic stockpile of first responders sitting in a warehouse?

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xiao_maga_part2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Biden will never be president even if elected. The dems will replace him now or before inauguration. Biden won't even campaign under guise of the virus and social distancing. The truth is campaigning as hard as Trump would probably kill him.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 6 points ago +6 / -0

Creepy Gropin' Joe is like a puppet: can't function without strings or children!

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ramseyducati 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reserve doctors? Does he think we got doctors riding the bench? Its so humiliating half of america thinks this is the savior.

Half of americans look to retards for fucking leadership. I hope the whole world sees it, maybe theyll wise up and turn to free market capitalism and individual freedom

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OGAmerica 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bad acting robot speaks not from heart but from paper.

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maymay4america 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trump should do things that he is already doing

Thanks, Joe

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RalphWaldoWiggum 5 points ago +5 / -0

At 0:12 creepy Joe starts molesting an imaginary child with his left hand.

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husker91 4 points ago +4 / -0

LMAO

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SkitShowPhrenia 4 points ago +4 / -0

He looks like the white Al Sharpton.

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Pres_Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Please keep doing this Joe, its our only way to get our way out of this mess you and your POS politicians have done to this country. Taken all the true decision makers out of leadership and gave it to complete morons through the DNC and RNC. Way to go America giving us two options who dont give a shit about America. Than, when we finally have someone who cares you try and destroy him, his family, and now the entire Country.

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slimcoat 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why does he sound like a drunk old Indian?

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ChafedNipples 3 points ago +3 / -0

Joe Biden is a creep, and a liar. I'm going to enjoy watching his brain melt as he stumbles and mumbles into November.

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blackestknight 3 points ago +3 / -0

It looks like he's in front of a Green screen where they projected some kind of room that would be in his home. But the proportions make it apparent he's not in that actual room.

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The_One_True_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys, this wasn’t live. This was pre-recorded.

That means THIS was the best take they had!

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HEXEN 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh my god. I just realized something: They're running him like THEY THINK Trump ran in 2016.

Uncut. Unscripted. Right to the people.

It's just too bad the DNC doesn't care about the people and they picked Uncle Dementia to try and convince everyone they do.

Sad.

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Mjh_21 3 points ago +3 / -0

Almost want to feel sorry for him.

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OfficerNasty 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nobody. Nobody can seriously be supporting this senile prick. The only reason anyone would vote for this guy is because ORANGE MAN BAD!!

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weallscreamforMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

He’s “Living Room Joe” now, and that’s all he’ll ever be. Please someone tweet his new moniker to POTUS; I like my morning covfefe spice!

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rtravisf 3 points ago +3 / -0

wew lawd! thats hilarious!

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TruthVelocity 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Look fat, it's wrong to expect me to be prepared. You're full of shit. Let's take this outside. Push-ups, right now!"

"But sir, I'm your staffer!"

Gripes and sniffs

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iago826 2 points ago +2 / -0

his poor wife

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FriendofTRUMP 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's complicit.

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AlaskaBear 2 points ago +2 / -0

The reserve core of doctors and nurses? New military wing?

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Omgwtfbbq 2 points ago +2 / -0

A tweet of trump showed up on my twitter feed below his silver alert fool. The difference is striking.

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NPC1234567 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m with Scott Adams. This looks off like it is a deep fake.

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BlackFlag 1 point ago +1 / -0

For those who don't think it's possible, here's a fun example of a deepfake.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_MuxVqB3I7E

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iIndianaJones 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha! Not just “a” retard....Biden IS retard!

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trump_rally 2 points ago +2 / -0

oh Jesus Christ. i laugh and cringe hard at the same time. it is funny yet painful.

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StarGirl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden looks a lot like that grumpy puppet named Walter.