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The U.S. Congress Right Now (media.patriots.win) SPICY 🔥🔥🔥
posted ago by PyroSphere ago by PyroSphere +2256 / -1
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MythArcana 32 points ago +32 / -0

Soylent Green time. Democrats first.

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I_LUV_WINNING 3 points ago +3 / -0

Democrats are the enemy of the United States of America - look at their actions the past 3 years, they hate america.

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MAGANatsFan 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sorry no indigestion for me.

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IndigoAura 1 point ago +1 / -0

With a little BBQ sauce and a beer?

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PyroSphere [S] 25 points ago +25 / -0

My first sticky! Thanks mods, you guys rock. It's like being on the Trump Train loaded with bricks.

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TrumpTrainBot 11 points ago +11 / -0

WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!

CURRENT SPEED: 355,669,385,117,000 MPH!

At that rate, it would take approximately 4.718 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!

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TrumpBrickBot 9 points ago +9 / -0

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET THIS PATRIOT A BRICK! THAT'S 166505 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4520131395548069549443040% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1830.89629027241832622555060 MILES WIDE and 487.950232028080871708522985 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Warren_Puffitt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gods <--- this one

Mods

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Barbieblonde 15 points ago +15 / -0

POTUS : "Declare war on China!"

House of Representatives : "WTF! We need to get paid!"

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SoCalMatt 7 points ago +7 / -0

If that happens I'm going to be first in line to enlist.

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SkitShowPhrenia 15 points ago +15 / -0

This is too perfect. Get this pede some ludicrous bricks!

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TrumpBrickBot 8 points ago +8 / -0

LUDICROUS SPEED?!**

THAT'S LUDICROUS!

SOMEONE GET THIS BATSHIT INSANE PATRIOT 22 BRICKS!!!

why, you ask? BECAUSE THIS PATRIOT WILL USE THEM TO SOFTEN THEIR FASTER-THAN-LIGHT CRASH LANDING at the U.S./MEXICO BORDER!!!!!

THAT'S 166527 BRICKS HANDED OUT!

We are at 23.4551118110005305413411616% of our goal to BUILD THE WALL starting from Imperial Beach, CA to Brownsville, Texas! Let's make sure everyone gets a brick in the United States! For every Centipede a brick, for every brick a Centipede!

At this rate, the wall will be 1831.13820323831120153366124 MILES WIDE and 488.014703996517962361521919 FEET HIGH by tomorrow! DO YOUR PART!

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Helmerj 5 points ago +5 / -0

Give it six months.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is already trans black BIGOTS

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SpaFixr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Green New Deal stuff + legalized election rigging

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lgbtqwtfbbq 5 points ago +5 / -0

In my Democrat-run state it's more like the mom is holding the son's head underwater through policies that have forcibly closed huge portions of our economy.

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HEXEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

Except we all drown after that bitch finishes horsing around.

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Melnibone 1 point ago +1 / -0

This meme template cracks me up every time because it perfectly encapsulates women in America.

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DatNewbChemist 0 points ago +1 / -1

*The Democrats in Congress Right Now

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WeekendImmuneSystem -1 points ago +2 / -3

Fuck are we just recycled /r/conservative now?