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posted ago by PaigeAshley ago by PaigeAshley +1833 / -0
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CaptainChrisPBacon 25 points ago +25 / -0

Pence 2024

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RallyinStJohnsWood 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Mr. President, are you giving false hope to the American people?"

I noticed they changed their tune the next day, somebody must have got an ass chewing.

Smart move to hand it off to Pence. Once the new tech rolls out and they can test tens of thousands a day, they'll get ahead of it. As long as that stays on track, we're golden.

Speaking of Pence, he and his wife have been spending a lot of time socializing with a married gay couple, mutual husbands. The 'Pence is anti gay ' meme is already dead 4 years ahead of 2024. I love to watch these guys, they're such operators.

Coffee is for closers.

Oh, shit yeah, did you notice when the President told everybody how tough Karen is, she took that probe up the sinuses like a boss, better than Mike?

ABC, friends: "ALWAYS BE CLOSING"

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fungus_amungus 5 points ago +5 / -0

I glanced at your post and saw the words "probe" and "Mike." Is it wrong that I immediately thought of Big Mike?

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Pedeville 5 points ago +5 / -0

I did too when I read the OP. I always forget Pence exists because nothing gets posted about him. He needs to get out there if he wants to be President in 24

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Dingle_fritzer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe the best person to have there right now is the one is isn't trying to make a political name for himself and instead works on the task at hand. IMO he is the perfect pick for a VP; quieter but very effective.

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RallyinStJohnsWood 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. He's working his ass off behind the scenes, putting together the public/private partnership to manufacture mass testing equipment and coordinating the federal response. We're going to win this because of Pence.

He's adding to his C.V. every day. And Karen is right there with him. This whole team might have had a slow start out of the gate but once they hit their stride, they are going to crush this.

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PaigeAshley [S] 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yes please!

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Pedeville 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then he needs to start showing himself more. People barely know he exists at this point lol

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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Liberal_Tear_Addict 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like Mike.

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BearMolestation 14 points ago +14 / -0

woah, never seen POTUS put his arm around anybody before. maybe once around melania when she was about to fall and that's it.

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cuckslasher 21 points ago +21 / -0

potus puts his arms around all of us

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Warren_Puffitt 9 points ago +9 / -0

potus puts his arms around all of us

^ This needs about a gazillion zeroes behind the upvote icon.

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 7 points ago +7 / -0

Modi!

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Tyrant597 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget the flag!

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TrudopesEyebrow 3 points ago +3 / -0

The flag got a special two arm embrace!

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ArchieInTheBunker 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump picks winners. Pence was the best man for the job.

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TrumpZilla 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yeah I thought Pence was a worse choice than Gingrich for VP but I'm now glad he picked Pence. Trump was right again. What is he batting like .1000 at this point?

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Mostprobably 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newt is also a great patriot.

So intelligent, love hearing him talk

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TrumpZilla 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh for sure. I thought he was a better choice at the time mainly because I wanted to see him destroy Kaine & because he's extremely bright & articulate. I just think Trump was right in picking Pence to kind of balance him out.

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Major_Nutt 8 points ago +8 / -0

Of course he's soothing. Pence Prime is from the future and knows everything will be alright in the end.

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sharksgrill 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seeing them happy makes me happy. <3 What great leaders we have.

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PaigeAshley [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank you for the sticky Mods!!

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sharksgrill 5 points ago +5 / -0

MAGA!

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Rescuedogdad 5 points ago +5 / -0

Smooth Pence Prime.

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Kek_Johnson 4 points ago +4 / -0

Tim Kaine's wife is a Penceian.

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dougkeenan 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Who does war dog Conan approve? THIS GUY"

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 4 points ago +5 / -1

I still want to know what those envelopes were about at Bush's funeral. But I have a feeling we never will.

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azn_gay_conservative 3 points ago +3 / -0

trump and pence are like ying and yang

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r3dditblowz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dream Team

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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HeavyVetting 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought it was a great word to use. His calm demeanor even in this time of crisis really inspires confidence!

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DragQueenTruckDrag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy Spirit on mike is soothing

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MeanMisterMustardCap -1 points ago +1 / -2

NO MORE ROMANISTS 2024.