So you thought the government was going to give you some money while you're out of work because of a global pandemic, sure oh...whats this, looks like Nancy Pelosi, the 95 year old Senator, who's been there for 4 decades, who comes from a district where people are shitting on every corner of the city by the hour, wants to check off a few buckets before we help you:

• Waives $10,000 in federal student loan payments.
• $4 billion in grant funding to help states with upcoming elections
• a section that would cancel several executive orders and presidential memorandums
• new carbon offset guidelines for airlines
• new incentives for states to expand Medicaid
• Expands paid sick leave and family medical leave
• nearly $60 billion into to universities
• $20 billion to reimbursing the U.S. Postal Service
• Requires companies receiving federal assistance during coronavirus to institute a $15 minimum wage