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UndercoverSpez 292 points ago +292 / -0

Imagine being a Bernie Bro and knowing you are losing to this guy haha

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IncredibleMrE1 64 points ago +64 / -0

Top Kek.

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xiao_maga_part2 42 points ago +42 / -0

Biden's candidacy is also going to get aborted because the dems will consider him nonviable. Biden's VP is going to be the real candidate for the White House.

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kekekek 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ugh he's gonna pick Hillary, I just know it. She's their only chance.

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GarudaOne 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beware... Sundance is pretty sure the real Dem nominee will be Andrew Cuomo using the coronavirus crisis to make himself look good.

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556x45mm 8 points ago +8 / -0

Spicy

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xiao_maga_part2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Need some Pepto-Bismol for that burn.

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45fan 6 points ago +6 / -0

They'd still love to abort him after his full term.

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peepoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

omg this trifecta exchange was worth the visit itself. Pure gold, pedes.

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tcriv 8 points ago +11 / -3

imagine being a democrat.

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fac1 10 points ago +10 / -0

Saturday Night Live could do some amazing parodies of this guy, every weekend, if they hadn't become brazen far-left propagandist Democratic Party operatives.

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almond_activator 2 points ago +2 / -0

His video speech to Illinois before the primary where he spent half of it looking off the screen, then wandered away from the podium so they cut to a logo was absolutely perfect. You couldn't ask for a better illustration of why he is unfit for running, much less running for office.

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uzi5v2 5 points ago +5 / -0

With this shelter in place nonsense a lot of people don’t have to imagine anymore.

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learntocode 6 points ago +6 / -0

Only their own self hatred and loathing of Trump will drive them towards Biden. He is such a shit candidate and represents the corruption and incompetence of the past 20 years.

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mintyfresh 4 points ago +4 / -0

40+ years, in Sleepy Joe's case.

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Dsnazzy 3 points ago +3 / -0

And what has he ever accomplished in all those years of "public service"......incredible.

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Pinellaspepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

It will only be a little longer till MO or HRC take his spot

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine pretending that he's not a trainwreck for almost a year.

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 16 points ago +16 / -0

Sleepy Joe is in a high-risk demographic

Yeah remember when his eyeball exploded on stage?

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ChippingToe 13 points ago +13 / -0

clottin' eye joe!

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squanchingonpao 10 points ago +10 / -0

If we starve everyone and they get killed by unemployed home invaders than they can't get sick.

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trumpORbust 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is that a Costco facility?

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 14 points ago +14 / -0

Lol and imagine being a Biden supporter and your entire campaign is banking on the total destruction of the US Economy.

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trumpORbust 6 points ago +6 / -0

Just enough so that you can save the day right after election, oboma economy up -- Trump economy down -- joe economy

Okay to light fire when you're the only one with an extinguisher

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Philhelm 12 points ago +12 / -0

Sanders can't even beat the level 2 miniboss.

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stjdalen 6 points ago +6 / -0

Perhaps this news out of Afghanistan will be of interest to your friend

Pompeo flew to Afghanistan to get the Afghan government to cooperate with Taliban so U.S can get the hell out.

Looks like the biggest problem is the Afghan government, not the Taliban. Bet a lot of corrupt Afghan officials get rich of U.S aid and military presence

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/24/us-to-cut-1bn-of-afghanistan-aid-over-failure-to-agree-unity-government

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stjdalen 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's from the Guardian, favorite newspaper of Bernie supporters

Glad you and your friend are safely home

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Afeazo 6 points ago +7 / -1

I do think a lot of BernieBros do want the best for our country. They just don’t understand the way Bernie is pushing his ideas just won’t work, and being a pussy and running on “compassion” is not really the strategy for someone trying to hold the position of commander in chief of the most powerful military this planet has ever seen. Trump may be anti war, but he also doesn’t have a problem sending a cruise missile your way if you fuck with America, or sending an attack dog after you then calling you a little bitch on live TV when you suicide yourself out of fear.