Just get yourself a mini-booklet copy of the U.S. Constitution. Gently, place it in his tender little hand and whisper to him, "This document is why people think nothing of leaving their own families behind and risking things like swimming 90 miles in shark and jellyfish infested waters to get here. No other nation on Earth has this. And yet, we wouldn't have this document today if NOT for Donald J. Trump, 45th POTUS." Then, a few days later, welcome him aboard the Trump Train.
Just get yourself a mini-booklet copy of the U.S. Constitution. Gently, place it in his tender little hand and whisper to him, "This document is why people think nothing of leaving their own families behind and risking things like swimming 90 miles in shark and jellyfish infested waters to get here. No other nation on Earth has this. And yet, we wouldn't have this document today if NOT for Donald J. Trump, 45th POTUS." Then, a few days later, welcome him aboard the Trump Train.
WE JUST CAN'T STOP WINNING, FOLKS! THE TRUMP TRAIN JUST GOT 10 BILLION MPH FASTER!
CURRENT SPEED: 355,789,385,117,000 MPH!
At that rate, it would take approximately 4.716 years to travel to the Andromeda Galaxy (2.5 million light-years)!
kinda hard for Europe to laugh right now, their elderly lungs are drowning in fluid apparently