2014
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_Cabal_ 39 points ago +39 / -0

My God, could you imagine?

JW: "You... yes you, with the stupid face... get the fuck out."

Presstitute1: "Sir, how dare you..."

JW: "Keep quiet, pencil dick or you're next."

It would be glorious.

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Barthaneous 4 points ago +4 / -0

This was greatness . Thank you for this. But in reflection I am angry. Because I want this so bad now.

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marksinister 9 points ago +9 / -0

I like the sentiment of that, but JW could be 95 and he would still snap the neck of any "journalist' in a heartbeat with just his words.

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whiskey_shitz 18 points ago +18 / -0

I'm here to field a few questions, you there from CNN what's your question?

Uh yes, can you comment on Mr. Trump's recent....

Fuck you. Who's next?

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MythArcana 14 points ago +14 / -0

And give him a baseball bat.

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Count_Dyscalculia 14 points ago +14 / -0

Let's see......

"No"

"STFU"

"That's just the stupidest.........next question"

"Did your parents have any kids that lived?"

"No"

"How did you get in here?"

"What? Why?"

"Shush"

"Ok, we're done here."

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iIndianaJones 11 points ago +11 / -0

Omg! I would get fired from my job in order to not miss a James Woods WH press briefing.

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I_Love_45-70_Gov 10 points ago +10 / -0

Somehow I think him saying to a WH correspondent "Go fuck yourself, Commie cocksucker", won't go over too well on live tv.

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Melthesender45 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh I don't know I'd like to watch that.

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CuzzinRicky 10 points ago +10 / -0

A quick mom-joke then an insta-block.

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Trikk_Wikkid5150 10 points ago +10 / -0

better idea... James woods for POTUS after Trumps 2nd Term.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 8 points ago +8 / -0

He should do the briefing dressed as Lester Diamond from Casino, they could sell them on PPV.

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marksinister 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hell he could be dressed in a bathrobe and bunny slippers and I would buy the PPV!

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Edmond 7 points ago +7 / -0

This would be the best thing ever!

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HaleyNunes2024 6 points ago +6 / -0

Been thinking about finally getting a twitter account just to see tweets from him and GEOTUS.

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Whatsthebigdeal 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don’t twit either but I love seeing his tweets on the bottom right side of Rantingly.com.

James is a monster! (A good monster.)

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laneybelle 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you join the Donald discord group there's a tab specifically for all of our president's glorious tweets. Just a way to circumvent actually joining twitter.

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slrpnls 4 points ago +4 / -0

In the early 00s James Woods voiced John Adams on a couple of History Channel documentaries. I never knew at the time how appropriate it was to have him voicing a founding father.

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Melthesender45 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can I buy tickets to watch that ?

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PGM92 3 points ago +3 / -0

They should send him out as press secretary on April fool's day. Don't reveal it's a joke until after the briefing.

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independentbystander 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm OK with this! <3 <3 <3

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Jcholl9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good idea! James Woods can be there specialist for dealing with CNN!

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SwampMidget [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

He can keep "accidentally" addressing Don Lemon as Andrew Gillum.

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YeBeTheJudge 2 points ago +2 / -0

GET THE FUCK IN HERE, JAMES.

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redstampede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do it!

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pursuitoftruth1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

We could create a petition at the official White House petition website...if we get 100k signatures they need to give a response to our request. Just saying.

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SwampMidget [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

lol that would be epic. just to get the response. i bet it would get a good laugh from President Trump.

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pursuitoftruth1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

But I did see that they will need to respond to the impeachment request of Nancy Pelosi as that received over 300k signatures. However I have no idea how an impeachment of a Speaker can ever be done as The Speaker is the one who needs to initiate an impeachment.

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VickiKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yes!

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Okgun4trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

PGM92 excellent idea. President Trump should do April fools presser with James Woods. It would be priceless!!