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Save the country? Start with your district. (media.patriots.win) 💩 SHITPOST 💩
posted ago by woke-sheep +2270 / -0
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greenmutt24 34 points ago +34 / -0

It's like Jordan Peterson says, "clean your room"

You can't try to organize the world if you can't keep your own life in order.

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OGTD1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Here’s to his health and safe return. God bless JBP!

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DragQueenTruckDrag 5 points ago +5 / -0

He says wash your penis

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not_a_shill 4 points ago +5 / -1

Technically her job is to represent the messy room's interest at the Federal level. The Mayor and Governor are supposed to take care of the room. They arent, so she is trying to make the mess spread.

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ClownTamer 24 points ago +25 / -1

As someone in CA, I think this is highly misleading and inaccurate. Where are the drug needles? Why is his beard so small? That shopping cart still has all its wheels? He isn’t even yelling at the sky, and looks like he actually has somewhere he’s going. You haven’t captured the depths of what that part of the population is like out here.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 10 points ago +10 / -0

KeK. Needs a turd on the ground too, and the waistband of the pants should be sagging around his thighs.

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not_a_shill 6 points ago +6 / -0

And thats clearly a white man in brown face. Wheres the non binary pedosexual representation?

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Living out here has taught me that belts should be sized for the knees. I’ve seen people driving around like that on 6’ golden tricycles too. There are a lot of people here I hope get Corona.

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Liberal_Tear_Addict 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lmao!

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TheMagaMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol I was looking for the shit on the ground too.

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MotherGoose 7 points ago +7 / -0

Absolutely truth from another Southern Californian!

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SwampMonsterJesus 6 points ago +6 / -0

SoCal Pedes represent!

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are even in the wealthy areas now. Literally everywhere in San Diego. Mostly harmless but annoying as fuck when they are twirling around screaming at the Moon at 2am.

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PositiveEnergy 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favorite are the half naked meth addicts, high as a kite, dancing at bus stops or the metro.

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Half naked? You must live in fancy town. We get plenty of full naked ones out here. We also have one guy that just lives outside collecting garbage on a high traffic public street. The cops tell him to move and they take his literal trash every few months as it begins to fester, then he moves about a block and starts all over again. When I say trash I mean trash too. Old empty pizza boxes, candy bar wrappers without anything left in them, someone else’s old crutches, he had a bike for a few days before another hobo stole it. He’s still there during all this. Saw another hobo arguing with him and telling him “GO AWAY. JUST SHUT UP AND GO AWAY YOU CRAZY IDIOT. GO AWAY!” You know you’re king crazy of the hobos when the other hobos call you crazy.

Everybody that meets real homeless people like where I’m at immediately losing all sympathy for them. I’m sure some people get down on their luck, but there are infinite programs to help them immediately. Most hobos in CA are either vagrant folks that are homeless by choice and just hang around bumming wifi and electricity to listen to music and watch movies all day, or mentally ill people that don’t want to be put in a psyche ward. There’s no helping that. Any time we say we’re going to help them, more just migrate here. They have their own cities. They steal things. Having large roving groups of crazy dangerous people with nothing to lose isn’t good for everyone else.

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McFatty7 16 points ago +16 / -0

Gavin Newsom, Nervous Nancy & Democrats across the country are going all in on importing growing the Democrat voter base by any means necessary.

They all already know who's going to win keep the Presidency in November 2020.

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SirWilliam 11 points ago +11 / -0

Photo cred: Rush Limbaugh

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ProudAmerican1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why is Chewbacca pushing a shopping cart?

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ralphw 3 points ago +3 / -0

a 7 mile x 7 mile shit stain.

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ramseyducati 3 points ago +3 / -0

Cali Pede. All I can do is redpill folks. Probably at about 10-12 solid flips and 300 people that still read my massive amount of MAGA reports. Of those 300 Id say at least 50 are awake and might just not vote blue now

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MythArcana 3 points ago +3 / -0

Newsom is the antichrist. That is all.

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DivvyDivet 3 points ago +3 / -0

Communist star, and no bear arms. Yup this is the CA flag.

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WeaponizedSmirk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs to have drug needles and be soaked in piss and shit.

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Shitsbrokeyo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Needs turds and needles.

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gamblingman2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm still buying from my local cigar store. Prepping for the essentials is important. But having enjoyable things makes life easier during trying times.

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N0Brakes 3 points ago +4 / -1

Best CA flag I've seen.

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MAGAAllTheTime 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome to California

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BasedBoyScout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually this would be more accurate if it was a homeless guy having doggy style sex with a furry in a bear suit....while the bear suit was on fire, and covered in feces and needles....cause California.

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ViolaWilly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wrote a song about this shit

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thedontaw 2 points ago +3 / -1

Good god, this is hilarious. Is there a higher resolution version of this? Shitposts like this need to be disseminated into the wild.

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