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olthoi_jelly 209 points ago +210 / -1

WHAT A CUNT

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RegularReplacement 101 points ago +101 / -0

What a waste of time.

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DrCowboyPresident 55 points ago +56 / -1

SHE'S FUCKING LYING PEOPLE

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/24/pelosi-coronavirus-plan-daca-amnesty/

IMAGINE EVER BELIEVING THAT BITCH ABOUT ANYTHING

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Bizz408 56 points ago +56 / -0

she was promptly told to fuck off after that revision, will now take the Senate proposal as it was, without all the Liberal bullshit attached to it

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DrCowboyPresident 39 points ago +40 / -1

She'll try again. I don't trust her as far as I can throw her.

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Bizz408 36 points ago +36 / -0

she doesn't get another try. they've already agreed on the Senate proposal lol

It's over. It's a done deal and she is not getting what she wants.

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DrCowboyPresident 31 points ago +32 / -1

Never underestimate these sacks of shit. They're masters at deception.

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pastaroni 16 points ago +17 / -1

I sincerely hope your right.

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monk_of_trump 11 points ago +11 / -0

So am I getting a check to buy my plate carrier and hawaiian shirt then?

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hai_Priesty 6 points ago +6 / -0

But she'll always try, and try and try like a delusional maniac to everything she touches still. Even if not this bill, as long as her global master and her doesn't change her mind** it'll always attempt a comeback.

** At this age she's much more likely to "have her mind changed " by becoming senile like Biden than changing her opinions.

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PartTimeHick 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's Pelosi, she's never done. Old hacks been around for decades

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Horkers4Trump 22 points ago +22 / -0

The fact that all of the stuff in her version was just copy-pasted from other failed Democrat proposals is clear evidence they'll try again.

Just keep copy-pasting until it works.

Remain vigilant.

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DrCowboyPresident 14 points ago +15 / -1

Bingo. They didn't write this shit overnight.

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HaleyNunes2024 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been thinking... I think I could throw her pretty far. Several yards at least.

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BuckMontrose 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shouldn't be to hard. She's just skin and bones and a bloated liver.

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Mr_Clit_Beastwood 5 points ago +6 / -1

How far can you throw a bag of bones? Just curious.

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 9 points ago +9 / -0

Depends on how many times you spin to build inertia

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WhoMurderedSethRich 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dry bones or lubricated and inebriated?

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ChuckedBeef 5 points ago +5 / -0

She needs to be ejected into the sun

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angryamerican1964 4 points ago +4 / -0

hope she is was told to drop dead

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Siteless_Vagrant 25 points ago +25 / -0

*Feckless.

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DuesImperator 6 points ago +6 / -0

Samantha Bee is that you?

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WOMP_WOMP_FAGGOT 19 points ago +19 / -0

PELOSI YOU ARE SUCH A DUMB BITCH. YOU STUPID BIRD.

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buco 11 points ago +11 / -0

Nancy Pelosi is a bitch, she's big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

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Navy_Seal_Jeb 17 points ago +17 / -0

Wretched & disgusting designated shitting streets woman.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0

Once a cunt, always a cunt.

Fuck every democrat for allowing this anti-American cunt Pelosi to remain Speaker.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 157 points ago +157 / -0

Until something is passed and on Trump's desk that has been released unredacted, I don't believe shit anyone is saying

And it better not have any green new deal or diversity shit in it. 100% chinese virus based or fuck off

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highenergywinning 64 points ago +64 / -0

OR DACA OR ILLEGAL ALIEN SHIT EITHER OR SACNTUARY CITY SHIT

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 40 points ago +40 / -0

Or 300 mil to refugees and migrants outside of the country. Wtf

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Avned 16 points ago +16 / -0

Or ballot stuffing BS

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muslimporn 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've seen a list of five items on one of the other articles here and she's blatantly attempting to get at least million illegal votes from foreigners. All this time while screaming on about foreign political interference and they're still trying to import votes as well as cash in on imported votes caught up in customs.

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FliesTheFlag 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sorry cant help your own ppl, lets send it somewhere else!

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Rufus_Shinra 4 points ago +4 / -0

Same here. There were 8 deer in my yard the other day, if worst comes to worst I can just step out my door and have venison.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 90 points ago +90 / -0

Weird that people are pissed off about political infighting during a health crises. Who'd have thought?

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PremiumPatriotPepe 41 points ago +41 / -0

This decision to bend the knee won't be enough to make people forget what she's done!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 25 points ago +25 / -0

If the blowback from Ms Mary Jane rotten crotch's hissy fit tantrum is anything short of Reagan '84 levels of Republican domination in November I will be pissed. The house Dems tried to cram this bill with levels of bullshit that would have made Karl Marx blush. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their pubic hair.

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TheLeftTastesSour 9 points ago +9 / -0

Marx would be like "what the fuck is this shit?"

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 9 points ago +9 / -0

When the author of a 100% failed ideology responsible for hundreds of millions of deaths in a single century calls out your shitty ideas, it's gonna be a bad day

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DittoHead 3 points ago +3 / -0

NYT headline: “Marx has ties to Russian troll farms, official says.’

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SchveebleSchvobbla 1 point ago +1 / -0

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest their pubic hair.

😂😂😂😂 OMFG.

Died from net neutrality

Resurrected by The_Donald

Ded again

~ Votes democrat ~

^This one's all your fault.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noooooooo! U must live!!!! I live in cali, I can't handle for more years of govener Gavin "hair gel" newsom!

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

In her purty pink panties!

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KRosen333 64 points ago +70 / -6

I was talking to my brother last night, we are genuinely shocked she hasn't been shot at yet.

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Aslrightnow 59 points ago +67 / -8

I would hope it never happens, despite her poor performance in her role.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 57 points ago +59 / -2

The best fate she should suffer, instead of a bullet, is having been voted out of office, wasting away her life in a drunken stupor looking out the window of her assisted living facility after having to have sold the vineyard and many houses in court-ordered restitution for taking bribes and enriching herself on the backs of Americans.

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Captnyestrday 22 points ago +23 / -1

Printing this out

Taping it to wife's back during special time

Might die from terminally explosive orgasm

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HumanSomewhere 7 points ago +7 / -0

big if true

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

2016 saw the wicked witch of the East defeated.

2020 shall see the wicked witch of the West defeated.

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Patriot456 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is the correct answer.

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DenKon_Zenith 18 points ago +19 / -1

Same reason God hasn't stopped Satan. Let all their schemes and garbage fall apart, then let history show them the door once and for all.

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ePHrumPro2A 11 points ago +11 / -0

“The devil thinks in the present while God thinks in eternity.”

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ThisTrainHasNoBrakes 8 points ago +8 / -0

I disagree. While I personally do not wish pain on her, Schumer, Schiff, Ginsburg, Soros, etc...think about the net benefit to society and the lives saved. I don't want them to suffer ir even die, I hope they live a long life. But there would be much less suffering if they were gone.

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Pray for these people.

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OkieCowboy 17 points ago +17 / -0

That kind of ugly can stop a bullet

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Butthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pelosimatrix.jpg

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a_wise_shiba_inu 4 points ago +4 / -0

“You mean I can dodge bullets?”

“No, Pelosi, I’m trying to tell you when the time comes you just ban the guns.”

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Butthurt 5 points ago +5 / -0

“I need guns. Lots of guns.”

Walls empty

Close-up on neos face

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somenobody 14 points ago +14 / -0

That they haven't tried to pull an fake assassination attempt on themselves for pity points tells you how much their hitmen think about them.

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PapaPepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

She has multiple armed guards that pretend they are like secret service everywhere she goes. Even then she has taken the back entrance into restruants and everything for a long time.

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

I wonder if she started having visions of democrats hanging from lamp posts. If she had stuck to her plan for another few days, i think that might well have been what happened.

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Fizbin7 17 points ago +17 / -0

Market recovery today was -

1 - we were oversold and “due” (honestly first)

2 - confidence a bill would pass

3 - hope the country could reopen by Easter

4 - realization the Dems just lost the election

5 - Fed support

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tdwinner2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

6 all of the above

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Knight1_of_Sunset 37 points ago +38 / -1

I saw a post here recently that Piggy-Piglosi is trying to slip in DACA stuff into the bill. Is that still on, or did she back off?

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Telcontar2012 26 points ago +26 / -0

If there is even the slightest whiff of anything not related to the pandemic, Trump will call it out.

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Keiichi81 17 points ago +17 / -0

Pretty sure the DACA shit was in the 1400 page bill, which--if I'm reading things right--is being scrapped and they're taking up the original GOP bill again.

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kekekek 14 points ago +14 / -0

Wondering the same thing, didn't see that mentioned in the article.

Edit: This Breitbart article seems to indicate it's in her new, revised version: https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/03/24/pelosi-coronavirus-plan-daca-amnesty/

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 9 points ago +10 / -1

I was wondering the same.

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KaliyugaNavigator 6 points ago +6 / -0

I heard it was an extension of current policy and not a push for full amnesty. This is second hand info, though.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Worth asking how that impacts the supreme court case. What does it mean if DACA status isn't actually expiring yet since all of them would be extended? Does that affect the ripeness of the case?

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sustainable_saltmine 25 points ago +26 / -1

its the right thing Nancy. repent before you kick the bucket. Accept Trump as your Lord and Savior

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Keiichi81 18 points ago +18 / -0

Fucking bitch. Democrats cannot be allowed to sweep this under the rug. This brazen attempt to extort the American people's desperation for their pet progressivist projects is one of the first things I've seen that woke up even those on the far left. I saw people who I never would've imagined defending Republicans or saying a disparaging word about Democrats who were absolutely furious with Democrats over this bullshit; even despite the media's best efforts to paint it as Democrats objecting to "not enough worker protections" and "loopholes for CEOs".

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orangebadman 18 points ago +18 / -0

Hahaha, Pissed off Pelosi fucked up

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TractorMan 17 points ago +17 / -0

America hating bitch

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Theblacklink 17 points ago +17 / -0

All this, just for a drop of blood.
Imagine the damage she caused to the American people with this dumbass stunt.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 14 points ago +14 / -0

Cunt

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tftx22 14 points ago +14 / -0

No more games!

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Siteless_Vagrant 13 points ago +13 / -0

There is a God.

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MakeAmericaGreat9 12 points ago +13 / -1

So she now accepts the Senate bill, and is abandoning DACA?

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

DACA and the 300 million for refugees(whatever the fuck this means)?

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MakeAmericaGreat9 3 points ago +3 / -0

deport go home to mommy

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RonPaulWasRight 12 points ago +12 / -0

FUCK THAT UGLY BITCH AND HER CUNT SPAWN OF A DAUGHTER

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Nellie_the_Beaut 12 points ago +12 / -0

🔥CALL THIS RABID BITCH NOW and leave a message about how her reckless power grab is affecting your life and ability to work!!! Demand she RESIGN NOW!!!🔥

NANCY PELOSI DC Office:

202-225-4965

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ORD_to_SFO 9 points ago +10 / -1

It's about damn time she bent the knee!!

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lefty295 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Democrats want abortion providers to be eligible for aid under the small business portion of the bill, the person said."

So... they're still doing this bullshit.

"House members haven’t been in Washington for more than a week."

Pelosi is a traitor.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/democrats-seek-clean-energy-oil-150046852.html

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erod773 6 points ago +7 / -1

Hey before we start popping champagne over this I’m not seeing this mentioned anywhere. Could someone provide a link? I haven’t been able to find anything on her accepting the current stimulus.

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Error404LifeNotFound 6 points ago +6 / -0

was accepted it AS WRITTEN?

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Flptplt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Okay, let's not overstate it. She is still supported by the extreme leftist progressives, the democrat party, so it's not that big of a political hit. This is the party that thinks anyone who touches their foot on American soil deserves citizenship. And all "POC" deserve reperations. As long as she doesn't get caught pledging allegiance to the flag or singing along with the national anthem, the left is still going to support her.

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flashersenpai 3 points ago +3 / -0

Basically, yeah.

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TheNatureOfBobo 3 points ago +3 / -0

She gets to play the "oh i tried to get all your... I mean our... extreme left progressive stuff funded, but the mean Republicans wouldn't let me!" card and try to placate Der Squad. But she hasn't learned that she's in a purity spiral and she cannot escape because they will NEVER be satisfied.

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lefty295 3 points ago +3 / -0

We need term limits. Most Congress members could eat a baby on live television and still get re-elected.

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RT_America 5 points ago +5 / -0

WOMP WOMP

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FliesTheFlag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Absolutely how dare you xir!

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iRubGuacOnMyArmpits 5 points ago +6 / -1

Did she abandon DACA?

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NotProgCensored 5 points ago +5 / -0

BITCH!

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texascpa 5 points ago +5 / -0

Is this before or after she added DACA protections?

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patriotblend 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's the type of epic frak-up that we'll be telling our children's children. She held the American people hostage for needless political bullshit, picking anything Trump wouldn't go for and throwing it in her own bill after telling the Senate dems to vote against the bill they skipped recess to negotiate and write. The name Pelosi will be always be remembered much as Benedict Arnold, or Gaius Balthar, but in the end, feckless.

Once she had to pass a bill so she could read what was in it. This time she had to drop a bill before her own party googled how to build a guillotine.

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JMaN 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is my comment from 17 hours ago... "They are done. The only logical explanation is that this is all staged. I am not entirely joking."

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tchalupa6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Someone put her in jails

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SnipedYou 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Democrats were rewarded with advancing their agenda because of a crisis, doesn't that incentivize the Democrats to create a crisis?

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TuxPseudo 4 points ago +4 / -0

These people truly live in their own little world. What a total lack of agency in what many refer to as a leader. She is a saboteur and must be removed from office.

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h203h 4 points ago +4 / -0

They can’t pass this shit until they know that she didn’t sneak a thing in there...reach out to your representatives and send this out to Trump JR or any of the patriots. NO DACA BULLSHIT

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'll believe it when I see it.

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Gramma53 4 points ago +4 / -0

That’s not what I heard. I think she’s still trying to destroy the economy.

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AdamShitIsAPedo 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fuck you, this why we need term limits, how about pork that shit into the bill, what a cunt.

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TheVoiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Eat bat and die hag

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krazikofiman 3 points ago +3 / -0

To the nation this is great news. For Pelosi it is curse she pulled onto herself. We will never forget.

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fuckoffspez 3 points ago +3 / -0

It’s a trap. Money bills that originate in the senate are unconstitutional. Unless it is the Cuck Chief Justice ruling in favor of Obama care.

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AMS_in_the_house 3 points ago +3 / -0

Contrarian thought here....

Nancy just exposed the socialist agenda and had it torn to pieces in front of all of us, even at her expense - so she deserves a little credit here, even though she is still a kyunt.

the dems as bad as they are realize the bernie movement needs to be put down and this is how they chose to do it.

backed into a corner by both Trump and bernie bros...she knew she couldn't beat GEOTUS

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DiscoStu 3 points ago +3 / -0

What an absolute waste of oxygen this rampaging skank is.